You hafta start feeding the chipmunks. Leave some almonds in a pile in the backyard, stick some cashews on your porch, I don’t care. Do something. Ma dudes need sustenance. I started feeding my guy Jeeves around 2 months ago. He told all his friends, now I deal mixed nuts to the neighborhood ‘munk boys. There are no downsides here. The penalty for ignoring this law is a sudden and instantaneous loss of 11 vertebrae. If you happen to live in an area devoid of chipmunks, first, congratulations on living in the saddest place on earth, and second, leave some cheezwhiz on the sidewalk for your local methhead.