I have never played destiny while a giant bear walked into my house for like NO reason, rubbing his fur all over me, sitting on the couch and just staring at me, licking his lips and scratching his stomach. That same bear kept on sniffing my hair, that very same bear... started nibbling at my shoulders....
That same bear whispered in my ear, as he said - "i hope this is the right house, you are a pretty little man, are you really into that stuff you said on craigslist?, i took my shirt off before i came in like you asked"
fearing for my life and confused as hell, i just replied - "listen man, i think you have the wrong house, i think you are looking for Mr Wilkins, he lives next door"
the Bear said to me, while sniffing my hair for the last time - "well, that's a pity, you could have put on the horse suit i brought, and we could have played cowboy you know?, you sure you don't want to give it a go?"
i replied, without making eye contact - "dead sure my dude.... dead sure"
The Bear left.
3 Hours Later - i have my headphones at full blast as i am trying to block out the sound and the screams coming from next door, playing Fortnite though, not Destiny, because i have never played Destiny while that happened....
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Go to #Destiny2 please...
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1 ReplyI have never played Destiny...while posting in the wrong subforum. [spoiler]Please move this to #Destiny2. Thank you.[/spoiler]
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 6/12/2019 3:04:13 PMPost this in #destiny2! >:( [spoiler]That's not an insult, that's a fact, outsider.[/spoiler]