Could I trouble you to relieve a wee bit of stress on us Offtopians and maybe nuke these OP's who are posting all the non-offtopic nonsense on Offtopic? Ok, ok, I will settle for a second option that is not nuking them, you could just move it to the proper subforum. On another note, are you mentors able to do that or is it strictly a Ninja thing? If you will do this for us, I promise to either post noods or not post noods for your viewing pleasure. I am trying to avoid another war, for make no mistake, we are being invaded and while we are procrastinating, we will eventually decide to do something, probably nothing, but it will be a [i] vengeful[/i] nothing!!! [b][i][u]FEAR OUR SQUIRRELLY WRATH!!![/u][/i][/b] Edit: I might possibly need to clarify, since some did not get it, but this is satire, a joke, a laugh, a gag, a funny, etc, etc. I had figured that if nothing else, the entirety of the last paragraph would have been a less then subtle clue, but what can ya do?¯\_(ツ)_/¯