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7/27/2017 3:58:56 PM
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Hey guys theres a cute vampire girl sleeping under my bed.
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1 ReplyGive her the D
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1 Replyif porn has taught me anything you will have a good night. if horror movies have taught me anything you will die a painful death.
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1 ReplyWake up and stop having dirty dreams.
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1 ReplyDamnit, I'd get banned for making the comment I actually want to make...
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1 ReplyJust try not to wake him up.
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Close the comic book & put your fleshlight away, your mom has been notified & is on the way.
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Relevant! https://youtu.be/Co9rV6YlxkM
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2 RepliesGet off LSD
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Go back to crying and masturbating
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Next time tell your UPS delivery man to just leave your body pillows on the porch not under bed.
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tell her she's overused in media
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Nuke Japan
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3 RepliesPat her head.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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12 RepliesEdited by Horacio Crux: 7/28/2017 3:53:24 AMSo you found my girlfriend. [spoiler]It's not Necrophilia if we're both dead.[/spoiler]
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Bite her neck to assert dominance.
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1 Reply[b] [/b]
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4 RepliesGive her a donut.
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2 RepliesShow her the Twilight saga's story so she flees in terror
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Eat her
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Good thing you wore your anti-vampire underwear!
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Wake up and rejoin reality!
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Pics or it didn't happen
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1 ReplyRegardless of her vampiric nature you should call the police because you have an intruder.
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1 ReplyAsk her to turn you into one.. common sense.
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1 ReplyOpen your blinds and move the bed
