So long story short I went to prom. Girl askes me to slow dance. BF is mad and wants to fight, he's threatened me all day yesterday. Said girl was also dick grinding every guy there. Not me we just slow danced. But he's mad at me for some reason. So now I just need something to do while I wait
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5 RepliesI have entered this thread. I will build a wall around op.
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2 RepliesKill the Spartans, achieve Lycanthropy, and find a Daedric Blade Profit
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If you want your thread to die change the tag from #offtopic to #AllTopics.
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Let this thread live!
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4 RepliesPenetrate him.
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What happened?
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6 RepliesWhat system will guys fight on?
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1 Reply[quote]Said girl was also dick grinding every guy there. Not me we just slow danced.[/quote] That's sad.
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Tell him to get down. [spoiler]and boogie[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIt won't happen. Kids in your generation are enormous vaginas.
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2 RepliesStrip naked. There's no way he's going to fight a naked guy.
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7 RepliesHow's it go
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2 RepliesGo on the offensive. Beat his ass up.
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1 ReplyYou fought before?
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1 ReplyWhy was this edited but not edited (as in nothing removed or added whatsoever)?
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1 ReplyDid you get your arse kicked?
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Did you try turning it off and on again?
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3 RepliesDo it in the rain, everything is better in the rain [spoiler]except picnics...maybe picnics[/spoiler]
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5 Replies1) cut a hole in a box 2) put your junk in the box 3) make him open the box
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2 RepliesHe's not going to fight you. If he really was pissed enough to fight you he would have done it then and there.
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If you have a spare lock lying around you could easily tilt the odds in your favor by using it as a makeshift knuckleduster [spoiler]i am not liable for any results, I warned you[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShow him your k/d. He'll back off.
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Tell him to 1v1 you quickscopes only but then use C4.
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Relationships are overrated
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2 RepliesBring every person she grinded on there and if he swings on you, well... good luck to that poor bastard
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2 RepliesEdited by Nick_A_Lodeon: 4/26/2016 2:13:35 AMThe best place to get advice is offtopic, listen to everyone here, lol