This is a true story that happened to me at work yesterday
-Be me, grocery bagger at local store, local store also has toy isle
-Working late night shift
-Two neckbeards come in one with terribly died hair colored blue and a pencil mustache, another with a fedora.
-They walk around store buying Dorito's and Mountain Dew
-Go into toy isle but come out soon after
-Walk up to manager, manager asks me to come over and help them find something
-"What are you looking for doods?"
-"My Little Pony toy the horse is called Rainbow Sparkle"
-Manager walks to different isle, can hear him laughing.
-Go to toy isle
-Ask them how the hell am I supposed to know what a Rainbow Sparkle MLP toy is
-One guy looks at me like I'm the spawn of Satan and Nic Cage
-Other guy jokingly calls me a casual
-Find pony
-They buy the rest of MLP toys anyway
-Go to grocery line to bag stuff
-Bag everything accordingly
-Tell them to have a nice day
-"Whatever pleb"
-Rage mode initiated
-While handing them their bags I accidentally let go of them all
-Mountain dew spills all over pony toys, all of them are crushed
-Shift ends just leaves
-mfw
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You didn't say: "Why the long face?" -_____-[spoiler]I am disappoint.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThey're just weird people who couldn't did a notch in the weird spectrum, so they took their Cheeto covered hands and dug out a new one. By god what have they created?
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OP, I am proud of you.
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Haha wow, i can almost see that happening perfectly.
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I like your manager
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Autism everywhere
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I've only ever met one brony in real life. Odd fellows, they are.