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8/23/2022 5:23:50 PM
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Calus needs lotion.
He's lookin' a lil ashy. 💀
...and shriveled. Is he cold? 🤏
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Would you say his lack of hydration has caused him to callus?
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That's why the Witness is treating him to a spa day, can't have ugly disciples after all.
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Guardian,Archon Of LightRIP Destiny 9-14-2014 to 2-18-2026 - old
Calus needs a Gjallorhorn rocket to the face I didn't like him from the start -
14 RepliesJust like our little friends down under, he shrivels up when cold.
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Edited by A Stormy Dio: 8/26/2022 12:30:25 AMYou know what Calus really needs?
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3 RepliesYou realize this its the first time we've actually seen calus?
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1 ReplyIf you read the lore. You would have known this. It was already said on the glykon that his skin looks see through and grey like he is dying. (Not trying to sound mean...i know there are many sensitive people here)
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1 ReplyAshy Larry, Marcy Projects son what!
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In the captains log lore book it basically says he’s in his old age and dying he’s in a bubble when katabsis meets him what’s more interesting is that this is what he actually looks like which given bs k in vanilla d2 folks thought the atutomtons we faced were just fakes and the real calus looked different is kinda staggering with this
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7 RepliesWhy was the Witness watching him take a bath?
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Why does he look like a Goomba, that stayed in the pool too long? Lmao!
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Edited by SuperTony: 8/25/2022 1:21:16 AMHe's dying from old age. What did you expect?
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1 Reply"Moisturize me"
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He's old and dying. The only reason he was alive was because he was basically inside a mineral bath 24/7. But don't worry he's being "remade" by the Witness. In certain posters I you can see Calus's new look because Bungie has very bad foresight with these things. He's wearing like a masquerade mask with glowing dark-pink eyes. I think the statue on the front of the massive ship is also supposed to represent Calus watching over the apocalypse he's ushering in. [spoiler]No fun allowed.[/spoiler]
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And deodorant, smells like hotdog water
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Read the lore. He was left in a cage for years
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We all have our special ‘interests’. Don’t judge me.
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He shouda stopped drinking like crazy
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A cryptobyte a day keeps the timefall away
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He's making me m o i s t
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3 Replieshe also looks like hes nude
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ITS WITNESSIN’ TIME
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[quote]He's lookin' a lil ashy. 💀 ...and shriveled. Is he cold? 🤏[/quote] Put the lotion in the basket...
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Calus is Harvey Weinstein confirmed. He is going to answer his door wearing only a robe, lookin like Mike Myers as Goldmember in Austin Powers. He has the power of darkness, which gives him authority over aspiring warlock noobs to make them give him a massage before he falls asleep from drinking too much of that purple wine he likes. That’s a raid I’ll skip thank you.
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You sir, get an upvote for this.
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I thought that was a elephant skin rug wtf
