i don't really, if i do i type lol to piss them off more.

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

In Overwatch if I'm playing mercy and someone says I'm shit because I keep dying, I kindly remind them of their horrid performance, every play they screwed up, every character they switched too, every charge that went off a cliff, every death, failed ult, and more. They often quit responding or apologize for over reacting. Sometimes they get even crankier and say they can play the character better and they send me one clip of their best play as the character. Well, I send them 4. That's what makes them shut up, and often times apologize and ask to play with me in the future. GTA online is the only other game I play online anymore. When they send hatemail it's usually the dumbest shit ever that you can't even fathom a response to how poorly written they are. So I just report those. But if someone actually writes something that you can actually respond to, it depends on what they said. Example: [spoiler]A few days ago some kid sent me hatemail for using an MG on a King of the Hill event when they were using a bolt action sniper. After I won the event fighting off 3-4 players, I drove away. They immediately started sending messages calling me a shit sniper and so I asked if they were challenging me to a sniper duel. After about 10 minutes waiting for a response as I stare down the scope to begin, I pop them. They got mad because I shot them while they were sending a message. So this battle continues for an hour of them going in and out of passive claiming I'm using a thermal scope on my heavy sniper, a night vision scope, explosive rounds, etc. I was actually using a marksmen. They then complained that I have those scopes on my marksmen. I killed the person about 40 times and they got me like 7? I don't remember. They then left the session and started complaining saying "I never challenged you" and "you're more unwanted than genital herpies" and that "I should have went easy on them cause they're level 25 and the only stat they have maxed is stamina. I reminded them that they were the one to instigate a fight with a 485. [/spoiler]

I dont, because I don't play on filthy consoles.

I just troll them as best as I can. "You suck! Go play something else you noob" "Aw, I was going to say the same thing. We have so much in common!" "Stfu" "No, you shut up ; )"

I've only gotten two pieces of hate mail. The 1st was one of my worst games ever. I think I ended with am embarrassing 0.3 or something. Got hate mail telling me to go play Mario Kart, I replied "sorry, your mom's head kept bumping the controller" The 2nd I did great with 25 kills and a 3+ k/d and got mail accusing me of cheating, camping and crouching too much. But in reality I only had 2-3 fusion rifle kills, didn't get any heavy so the only other 1 hit kill i could've gotten was my super (axiom bolt isn't a 1 hit kill) so I just mocked him and went back and forth a bit.

I take the "kill them with kindness" approach. I've noticed that the nicer you are to them, the more tilted they get for some reason. So it's kind of like a minigame within the game. :)

I was crouched down taking a poo. Stop peeking pervert. I get "KYS POS" on bf1 alot. Especially when I shoot planes down with tank hunter, or fortress guns. I just send back a message. kiss yourself too.. :)

I sent a whale emoji once. He never responded back.

Laugh and take a screen shot to save in my war trophy folder on my computer

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."