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11/13/2016 4:44:45 AM
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What kind of food does God serve in Heaven?
I think he serves Cinnamon Buns at the pearly gates and He has a full table of all of the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner meals. While Hell smells like a hobo's unwiped ass and Satan forces everyone to eat burnt popcorn while they get the seed shells get stuck in between their teeth for eternity.
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Probably... [spoiler]Angel's Food Cake.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMaybe just flavors. say I desire the taste of a sweet roll and POOF there it is. [spoiler]JESUS LOVES YOU[/spoiler][spoiler]but he would love you even more if you[/spoiler][spoiler]touch me bby [/spoiler]
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Shit because if he existed thats all he is.
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4 RepliesNothing... [spoiler]Because he doesn't exist[/spoiler] [spoiler]inb4heiljesus[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesBoy, I tell you what. There better be some bomb diggity Mac and cheese. I'm talking gourmet Mac and cheese. Like, with ham and corn and other Mac and cheese concoctions. Boy, I sure do love me some Mac and cheese.
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BURRITOS!!!!!
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3 RepliesDeep fried doughnut bacon cheeseburgers [spoiler]Wrapped in bacon[/spoiler] [spoiler]Covered in ice cream [/spoiler] [spoiler]wrapped in pizza [/spoiler] [spoiler]stuffed inside a turkey[/spoiler] The whole thing dipped in chocolate
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He hands out whatever the -blam!- comes to your mind.
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Whatever you want. Except for circus peanuts.
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The reason why god serves buffets is to allow the people in heaven to use the power of the weather. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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What [u][b][i]DOESNT[/i][/b][/u] he serve
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He serves McDonald's food that never gives you the runs[spoiler]it doesn't exist[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesHere's a question... Assuming you can eat, even if it's not required, would you need to poop?
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This. With out the heart attack. If you live or been to Atlanta. You may recognize this.
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Humble pie
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Clouds? Idk.
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I mean, he has magic-gum-seed-bread-stuff that is supposed to be really tasty.
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Angel food cake. Bazinga!
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1 ReplyThen it comes out like a porcupine the next day.
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25 RepliesNone because it doesn't exist.
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1 ReplyProbly some never before seen fruit that instantly brings you to orgasm...
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I would be presented by a single piece of sushi, wagu beef, hand picked by the grain: sushi rice, hint of wasabi, and a mixture of that special sauce that only exist in trader Joes
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This made me laugh :)
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6 RepliesAnything glazed and deep fried because you can't get diebetus if your dead
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5 RepliesSwiss cheese because it's holy
