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Edited by irishfreak:
2/21/2016 2:00:23 PM
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I think i got a chick Pregnt
So i stopped playing Destiny for a while and started hitting the gym for the past 5 months and started meeting girls and this happened, what should i do?
I want to dissapear!
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#Offtopic
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5 RepliesTake responsibility. Now you prove if you are a man. Your life will change. It will be difficult at first, but the is no greater joy in a man's life to hear that little voice call you "daddy." It will be scary and there is no preparation for it, but you are not alone. There are many parents out there that can give you great advice. The most important thing to remember is that this is not the end of your life, this is the beginning of a brand new one.
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Try to come to grips with the fact that your freedom will be severely limited from here on out should she decide to keep you involved. Remember your youth fondly, and try to handle your adulthood responsibly.
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I think that you should learn to spell.
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7 RepliesEdited by ExcessLensFlare: 2/21/2016 9:50:26 AMTry this: Ctrl + Alt + Delete > Task Manager > Pregnancy.exe > Abort [spoiler]... I'm going to hell.... [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesStop playing destiny and bungie finds out. Pokes hole in condom. "Shouldn't have stopped." -Deej
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2 RepliesAt least you didn't get her pregnant
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4 RepliesSorry, I don't know the protocol for getting a baby chicken "pregnt"
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1 ReplySpoiler is relevant [spoiler]>gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ****ing chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >oh****oh****oh****oh**** >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh ****, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE **** NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou impregnated a baby chicken? Is that even possible?
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1 ReplyMeet the girl you got pregnant and give her a uppercut 45x combo mortal Lombardi slam down to the stomach
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7 RepliesAbort the shit out of that baby. I'm not even kidding, [i]f[/i]ucking DESTROY it. Just... Like... Get a [i]f[/i]ucking hammer, and just... KABLAM! [i]F[/i]ucking DONE! MLG baby massacre time bro... Kill that shit! Make it wish it was never... Born? RAM it back to where it [i]F[/i]UCKING came from you little BITCH! DO IT!
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5 RepliesEdited by uknownsoulja: 2/22/2016 6:11:49 AMbalut - my asian friends know whats up...hehehe
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11 Replies[quote]So i stopped playing Destiny[/quote] [quote]started meeting girls[/quote] See the connection???????
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Talk about the situation at the top of some stairs.....you figure the rest out.
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1 ReplyFetus deletus
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14 RepliesIm live on twitch! Come hangout and play! Twitch.tv/Unrealreality542 currently playing: control.
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(317) 372-6728 - needs to be reminded he is a Jew
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Abort it. No sweat
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Go to a new gym and get a new phone # of you gave her it
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Pregnant? I would be more worried about a permanent STD.
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1 ReplyYou have to do more than just meet girls to get them pregnant.
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3 RepliesThis thread is either full of kids who just don't know how serious of a matter this is or sick adults lol
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2 RepliesUse the stairs.
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Well in all honesty talk with her and find out if she wants to keep it. If so your job is done. If not have an abortion and offer to chip in. Continue to talk with her and remind her it was a good decision because she might regret it after. If she's your girlfriend that is If it's a random girl once she gets that abortion cut all ties and skate on that chick
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Disappear
