I just want to know considering all that's been happening within the past year.
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4 RepliesEdited by IMAGE NOT FOUND: 12/6/2015 5:56:09 AMI distract him by dropping my pants, then while he's staring at my generously proportioned willy, I karate chop him in the neck with my lethal hands of steel, then a final kick to the abdomen sends him reeling through the air and he lands in an old empty wooden barrel, immobilised Works every time! :D
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Tell them its a gun free zone. That will stop them.
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Radial disarm.
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Get shot?
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2 RepliesPull out my gun.
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Edited by GHOST 9o5: 12/6/2015 8:37:23 AMDepends on the distance of the wielder, and what he/she wants.
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Strategically shit my pants.
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3 RepliesFart on his balls[spoiler]absolutely horrible I know [/spoiler]
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Edited by Lizard: 12/6/2015 6:00:35 AMPoint blank or long range?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 12/6/2015 4:57:59 AMWhoa! Hey man! why would you draw a gun on me? That's totally not cool! Seriously I thought that we had a conn--- *I would then use the 4 years of Tai-kwon Do training to roundhouse kick the gun out of his hand. The element of surprise would be real*
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2 RepliesV.A.T.S bby
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Show him the kill switch connected to 8 pounds of C4 plastic explosive under my jacket.
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1 ReplyHope my charisma levels high enough
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Play it by ear. I don't carry a gun and I don't have training so...
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Put godmode on
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Shoot him with my gun. Teabag him.
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1 ReplyQuickdraw Pro Wreck him like George did to Lennie [spoiler]Gonna tend those wabbi...*bang*[/spoiler]
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Give him what he wants. Don't risk your life, don't assume it isn't loaded [i]those are stupid answers[/i]
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This happened to my brother and he threw an uppercut to the robber's nose and the guy died a few weeks later.
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2 RepliesEdited by Don Draper 714: 12/6/2015 4:15:31 AMConsidering the fact I spend most of my day on pain killers I would probably not do anything and just stand around like wtf, but if I was sober I'd punch him and rob him.
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Suck their dick
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Talk my self the nope out of there
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1 ReplyShit myself, hopefully get a good laugh out of the person... Then choke him with my shit
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Krav maga disarm him- proceed to pistol whip the -blam!- out of his face.
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I'll just give him the coke man, it ain't worth it.