I just want to know considering all that's been happening within the past year.
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But guns are illegal
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Get headshoted self rez one hit Melee him
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Tell him guns are banned in the state. It'll totally make him go away. Right?
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Fist of Havoc.
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Edited by cxkxr: 12/8/2015 4:52:48 AMVote for a democrat in 2016 obviously, that'll save me.
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Seduce them.
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1 ReplyHey look a police car! *turns around* wtf? There's nothing there! *turns back around* Gone.
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13 RepliesAsk Bungie to nerf him.
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Give succ
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Probably end up getting shot
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Pull out your penis, no one will shoot a man with his penis out, thats gay, and he can't say no homo if you are dead, so all you need to do is pull out your peepee, and he is left with no other choice but to surrender
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Gjallihorn...nuff said
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4 RepliesEdited by ResonantParoxysm: 12/7/2015 7:29:50 PMPretend to freak out and start choking to death on my own spit after I turn around and see him(look like your having an asthma attack or something). Collapse holding my throat while the guy is confused. If he is sympathetic at all he will feel a little bad for what's happening and will move his mind away from shooting me. If he hasn't stopped already slowly pass out in a calming fit. Lay still and wait for him to either run away because he is afraid of being blamed for what he thinks he just caused or if he tries to loot my not so dead corpse he will be bent down on his knees where I can't grab onto him and get close to his chest where aiming at me will be difficult. From here I can grab his armed arm and struggle with him while I bite his neck open. Paybacks a bitch bitch.
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Honestly slit there throat I don't carry a big knife for nothing
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3 RepliesStart to fap aggressively.
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1 ReplyTell them guns are banned in my city. They'll understand of course and leave me alone.
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I would ask the wielder if they knew that guns kill people.
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Taunt them
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Give him what he wants, unless he says he's going to shoot or -blam!- me, I will comply
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Politely ask him to Fuc[i]k[/i] off
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1 ReplyLag away to safety.
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Depends If they're robbing a bank and I'm there, it's not about me, I'm damn well not going to make it about me
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Do whatever he says or hide.
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Run them over