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Edited by Autolycus:
5/8/2015 10:01:41 PM
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The last object you touched comes to life...
What is it, and what would you do?
Update: The object is now trying to kill you.
Phones and computers don't count unless you really want them to.
So many sentient wangs now. You guys really have no self control.
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A pillow... Well I as long as I don't sleep it can't hurt me because I'll have torn it in half by then
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1 Reply
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A 100-round belt of ammunition, for a M60.
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My phone
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My iPad, I wait for it to die at 7% because logic
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1 ReplyPencil I will protect all my holes. [spoiler][b][i]All of them.[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by joibasta: 6/15/2015 8:07:53 AMMy Halo Reach Kat Model. Idk what to do. *puts cup over Kat* -24
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2 RepliesGf's Boob. Hmm.
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5 RepliesCigarette.. ?
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French project?
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My Xbox 360 controller. I'll beat it against the wall until it submits to my will, and make it stop listing left in every damn game I play.
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The table
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"but if my penis was real it would take over the world"
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Marmite!
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My phone...
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Well I just ate it
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2 RepliesIm going to go touch a dead body now
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A large book
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Edited by FlamingoLamb7: 5/11/2015 7:34:05 PMA door. ...
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A bandsaw. Run! Run for your lives!
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Pizza? But it's already in my belly
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Pillow
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My balls Hahahaha
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2 RepliesMy cigarette, I'm slowly killing it as it slowly kills me.
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3 RepliesA desk.....too easy I desk attacked me once already and I lived [spoiler]school desk, I put my elbows on it and the top came loose and hit me in the face [/spoiler]
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Oh my god the "E" key is trying to kill me
