Okey so u all nows bout da gov't shutdown so i meke u all mester troles nd taceh u all to hacks and be troles.
Step one: go to dis siteweb http://hackertyper.com/
Step two; konects to teh wrld wde internetz and fnid teh gov't main frames
Step tree; typed vry fest on deh abvoe wbsite to hack mainframe
Step that comes after tree; trole deh gov't by makin dem reboot after dey shutdown
Step fvie; be mastertrole anonymous nsa awsome hat and use hkcing skill to mke dis obamas pc background http://i.imgur.com/4O2QrcW.jpg
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