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Edited by FoMan123:
9/10/2013 12:24:10 AM
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difference between worshiping god and potato? (srs thread)
In all seriousness, what is the difference between worshiping God and worshiping a potato? Technically, your placing your belief on someone (or something).
and dont say worshiping a potato is any more absurd than worshiping a person with supernatural abilities we have yet to see possessed by any other being throughout history.
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3 RepliesThat's why I worship the Sun instead. It gives us heat, light, and energy that we would not survive without. And it does it all free of charge, and goes on far less biblical rampages than god ever did. But you say, "Oh, but the sun gives you cancer!" Well, sorry to break it to ya, the sun probably sits on the low list of where you got cancer from, considering that almost every single man made creation this day, be it food or anything else, gives you cancer. You get cancer from your plastic shower curtains for facks sake.
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7 RepliesThought everyone could appreciate what just went down in this thread. [quote]Posted by:[b]Skorchead[/b] Worshipping a potato is more absurd then worshiping a supernatural being who created the universe.. Seriously.[/quote] My reply [i]Oh this should be good, explain how?[/i] [quote]Posted by:[b]Skorchead[/b] Why worship a vegetable, when it makes more sense to worship the being who created the universe and all that exists beyond it? [/quote] My reply Well the vegetable has a more profound impact on reality when considering factual information. [quote]Posted by:[b]Skorchead[/b] [quote]Factual information[/quote] Elaborate.[/quote] [b]Here we go![/b] Potatos, they give me energy when i eat them. God doesnt do that when i think of him. Potatoes are tasty when i fry them. God doesnt do that when i think of him. Baking potatoes for a side dish, is delicious. God doesnt do that when i think of him. Mashed potatoes are delicious. God doesnt do that when i think of him. Potatoes can end my hunger. God doesnt do that when i think of him. Potatoes can be made into a battery. God doesnt do that when i think of him. I can use a potato to remove rust. God doesnt do that when i think of him. I can use a potato to remove a broken light. God doesnt do that when i think of him. Potatoes can make alcohol God doesnt do that when i think of him. Salty soup? salty water? Add a potato to desalinate it God doesnt do that when i think of him. Yea if im going to worship something that i want help or sustenance from, im going with a potato. >MFW a theist just got owned by potato logic. Going to have to post this in the main thread. [b][i]Someone got potatowned[/b][/i]
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Well, there's evidence to prove potatoes exist.
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I know what I would put faith in
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I refuse to take anyone incapable of correct grammar seriously. That and this topic is a blatant, and bad, troll attempt.
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I don't know. Your God, figure it out! Is worshipping you like worshipping potatoes?
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15 RepliesYes. I will worship this inanimate object which is clearly nothing more than a plant byproduct and a good source of starch. That's clearly the same as worshiping the creator of the universe. Seriously? We know a potato is a potato. You can easily prove that it doesn't have supernatural abilities. Can you prove that god doesn't exist? Stupidest argument ever.
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He's got a point
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A potato is actually real.
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A potato is real god isn't.
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Both have caused the deaths of many Irish.
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Potatoes have saved more lives than god.
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When you say that there is no God, I have to ask: what compelled you to that conclusion?
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1 ReplyHow does one "worshiping", exactly?
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As far as basics go, a potato is a physical object, a god or goddess is a primarily spiritual entity.
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Well, for one I can actually see a potato.
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Potatoes exist.
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Potatoes do provide a valuable source of starch and nutrition.
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-potato!-
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Potatoes are real.
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[quote]In all seriousness, what is the difference between worshiping God and worshiping a potato? Technically, your placing your belief on someone (or something). and dont say worshiping a potato is any more absurd than worshiping a person with supernatural abilities we have yet to see possessed by any other being throughout history.[/quote] You've painted yourself in a corner. If we've never seen a person with "supernatural abilities, possessed be any other being throughout history," how could we even BEGIN to have an idea about it?
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17 RepliesEdited by Shogg: 9/8/2013 4:05:31 PMWorshipping a potato is more absurd then worshiping a supernatural being who created the universe.. Seriously.
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I worship potatoes every time I eat a French fry
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I can't boil, mash, or stick God in a stew, can I? 'nuff said.
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1 ReplyBut which potato is THE potato? I have a bag of 20 in my kitchen!?
