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8/31/2013 1:21:40 AM
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Fantasy Sex Thread
T4R
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20 RepliesGarrus
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*arms fall off* Oh... *Legs fall off* well...uh... *Starts bleeding from the eyes* Well this is awkward.
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3 Replies"I demand armor," she cried. The blacksmith reached into his old wooden chest and brought out a skimpy chain mail bikini. "Ma'am," he offered her the most fitting piece of apparel he had. *Insert tentacles* *Le sexy time*
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Edited by GKR: 9/17/2013 10:38:46 PM[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEEKGUq-9Y]One day.[/url]
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Where's waifu master when you need him.
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Edited by Coin: 9/18/2013 1:53:07 AMI have several women that I would like for this particular thread: Video games: Sherry Birkin (RE6 not 2) Cortana Ugh, I can't think of them all. I'll try to remember later. Real life: Emma Watson Emma Stone Daniela Kertesz Billie Piper Karen Gillan Lauren Cohen
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6 RepliesDon't make me post something Wednesday once sent me in a PM.
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4 RepliesYou're mom.
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1 ReplySurrounded by 5 hot guys while I'm desperately trying to make sure they're all satisfied but I can only fit one in my mouth at a time. And then one of them goes for the butt and they finger me rubbing my sweet spot until I cum, but only after they've all sprayed their loads all over my face.
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11 RepliesGarrus Valkarian, The arbiter, wrex, there are so many characters I'd have sex with, but it'd take too long to list them all. X3
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1 ReplyI've said it before but... "I'd like to tie up mai waifu and stick buttplugs into her vag and anus. Keep her in my basement for a week, giving her only rotten veggies and water. Once the week was up I would position myself under her, pull the plugs and let the loot fall all over me."
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Edited by Goatman: 9/18/2013 12:20:44 AM[url=http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html]you mean like this?[/url]
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6 RepliesLemme peek at chu.
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1 ReplyOptimus prime. I'd tap that.
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1 ReplySex w/ claptrap
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1 ReplyErm, what?
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2 RepliesYou, me, leashed up. On a bed. Tell me, am I your... Dirty little secret?
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2 RepliesEdited by Coin: 9/17/2013 12:28:25 PMInvolves Emma Watson, Emma Stone, and myself...
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3 RepliesReported.
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3 RepliesEdited by RomanGladiator7: 8/31/2013 1:52:51 AMChristina Hendricks walks up to me, she's playing Joanne from Mad Men. I'm Don just sitting at my desk reading. Oh Mr. Draper she says, the new monthly reports are in...she bends over my desk to reveal her enormous bosom. Long story short we screw in the office.
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2 RepliesIt involves me derailing Ariana Grande on a beach.
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*Yah I'm just gonna leave
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Umm, something involving allie sin and two other asian schoolgirls.
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6 RepliesI wanna become a woman and have lesbian sex
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I've had sex too many times to really be able to fantasize about it anymore.
