WHAT UP, POTENTIAL CLANS!!! We’re two old men in our 40s (me and my buddy) looking for other cool Guardians to hang out with in your Clan Mansion. 💪 We’re looking for an adult clan with a very specific vibe: People who are smart and grounded, who keep comms clean in the social sense (no weird hostility, no punching down), but who also won’t clutch pearls if one of us says curses like a sailor after getting launched into space by a jump puzzle. Life also comes first. We’ve got full lives, so we’re not trying to be in a clan where attendance is a moral failing. But we main the game, we learn mechanics, we bring builds, we want clears. We play daily. Time Zone: EST North America If your clan is basically: adult standards + zero drama + we play to win (and laugh when we don’t), then we’ll fit. ATTACHED: totally normal bicep drawing: 💪 (It’s a bicep. It needs more veins.) Again: nothing -blam!- Let us in.