Here is a list of things I know practically nothing about. Please revel in my public act of self-shaming, and laugh with giddy disbelief at the incompetence of your fellow human. This list is incomplete - I shall always be dumber than i can comprehend.
Feel free to create your own Charter of Ignorance in the spaces provided.
Cars (driving, maintenance and models/designs)
Football (American and otherwise)
Woodworking
Acupuncture
Radiotherapy
Municipal water treatment systems
Stained glass
The lifecycle of the emu
Unironic creationism
How they get ink to come out of the pen without it all coming out at once
Transistors
Dogs (idk breeds like there’s that short fat one with the stubby nose and the massive hairy one the coastguards sometimes use…)
Fortnite
Stranger Things
Why Halle Berry stopped being in everything
Why Halle Berry’s Storm was the best depiction of an X-Men character
Why some places like France have both a Prime Minister and a President
Why they like to trick us into thinking all brands compete with one another when a lot of them have the same parent company so why would they care where the money goes…
Why the power-hungry behemoth AI companies started getting big at around the same time people stopped caring about green energy and moving away from coal/oil…
Why they never made more live action Flinstones movies
Different kinds of trees and the things that live in/around them
Why it always says to pierce the film when it’s always much easier post-microwave if you peel the film halfway.
Exactly which part of the plant is the vegetable I’m currently eating and how it relates to the lifecycle of that plant.
Eggnog
Cake tins
Bees
Wuthering Heights (I can do a mean Kate Bush though)
Why Christmas lights are a thing
Feeder (the band)
Linux
Jungian psychological theory
Quantum entanglement
Hypertension
Games that run on the original Unreal engine that aren’t either Unreal or Unreal Tournament (cus I played those two)
Furniture design
Anti-ghosting techniques in e-ink technology
Optics and how/why simply curving glass can get people to see better
Why gravel is everywhere when it’s objectively the most low effort and horrible ground covering imaginable
English
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[spoiler][quote]Feel free to create your own Charter of Ignorance in the spaces provided.[/quote] no [quote]Cars (driving, maintenance and models/designs)[/quote] if you have an obd scanner (& your car isn’t ancient), you can see what error codes it gives you to help diagnose problems then google & youtube [quote]Football (American and otherwise)[/quote] one-side assault, melee only [quote]Woodworking[/quote] wood is soft, metal is hard [quote]Acupuncture[/quote] don’t kink shame [quote]Radiotherapy[/quote] people like music [quote]Municipal water treatment systems [/quote] lots of filtering [quote]Stained glass[/quote] paint, crayons, etc. [quote]The lifecycle of the emu[/quote] little baby > full emu > dead [quote]Unironic creationism[/quote] homeschooling [quote]How they get ink to come out of the pen without it all coming out at once[/quote] the same way they keep all the lead in a pencil [quote]Transistors[/quote] i never liked those movies tbh [quote]Dogs (idk breeds like there’s that short fat one with the stubby nose and the massive hairy one the coastguards sometimes use…) [/quote] pugs is abuse [quote]Fortnite[/quote] video game [quote]Stranger Things [/quote] that’s why you don’t talk to them [quote]Why Halle Berry stopped being in everything[/quote] no i just saw x man, she’s still in it [quote]Why Halle Berry’s Storm was the best depiction of an X-Men character[/quote] halle berry pretty [quote]Why some places like France have both a Prime Minister and a President [/quote] they can’t even speak a real language, you think they can establish a real government? [quote]Why they like to trick us into thinking all brands compete with one another when a lot of them have the same parent company so why would they care where the money goes…[/quote] fun [quote]Why the power-hungry behemoth AI companies started getting big at around the same time people stopped caring about green energy and moving away from coal/oil…[/quote] cuz ai funny [quote]Why they never made more live action Flinstones movies[/quote] they did u just have to look harder [quote]Different kinds of trees and the things that live in/around them[/quote] they’re called birds [quote]Why it always says to pierce the film when it’s always much easier post-microwave if you peel the film halfway.[/quote] because hispanics can make emo music, too [quote]Exactly which part of the plant is the vegetable I’m currently eating and how it relates to the lifecycle of that plant.[/quote] the edible part, the part where it dies [quote]Eggnog[/quote] it’s a drink [quote]Cake tins[/quote] box [quote]Bees[/quote] intimacy counseling [quote]Wuthering Heights (I can do a mean Kate Bush though)[/quote] english essays [quote]Why Christmas lights are a thing[/quote] light pretty [quote]Feeder (the band)[/quote] bands were like podcasts, everyone has one & they’re usually bad [quote]Linux[/quote] committing to a life of solitude [quote]Jungian psychological theory [/quote] get paid to sit & nod [quote]Quantum entanglement[/quote] twins [quote]Hypertension [/quote] eat some cheerios [quote]Games that run on the original Unreal engine that aren’t either Unreal or Unreal Tournament (cus I played those two)[/quote] optimization is for nerds, just get a better computer. what are you, poor? [quote]Furniture design[/quote] for sit [quote]Anti-ghosting techniques in e-ink technology[/quote] ghosts aren’t real [quote]Optics and how/why simply curving glass can get people to see better[/quote] because [quote]Why gravel is everywhere when it’s objectively the most low effort and horrible ground covering imaginable[/quote] cheap, low-maintenance, & counts as permeable cover now ur know everything ur welcome[/spoiler]
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eeriearcadeAlright, alright, alright. - old
Wow, man. You’re a thicko deluxe.