As you approach the pizza parlour, it appears to be closed. The lights are off, and the windows are shuttered. There's a table with stacked pizza boxes outside the door. A sign dangles from the edge.
"The dragons and I are sick. We don't want to spread it around. Veggie, cheese, or pepperoni pizzas are ready. They're under a keep warm spell so should be fresh when you open them. Enjoy. Purplespider "
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IM SORRY IM LATE!!! *Azura kicks in the door, the bottles in her satchel clinking against each other* I BROUGHT HEALING ELIXIRS AND CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP NOW GET DOWN HERE SPIDER THAT IS PURPLE!!!!
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Edited by a lost tenno: 12/1/2025 4:16:07 PM“Dragons get sick? This place gets weirder and weirder the longer I stay.” *Takes a random box and leaves*
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*rounds the corner from the alley on his usual patrol...and spots the boxes and signs... "That is unfortunate I genuinely hope they all get well soon... *Grabs a single box of pepperoni 🍕