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7/30/2020 7:00:41 PM
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*aggressively sells you lemonade*
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1 ReplyDo you have pink lemonade?
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1 ReplyOk, but, do you have any grapes
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2 RepliesLast year I was driving and came across a couple of little girls holding a lemonade stand in their front yard. Pulled over to get some and I guess the guy behind me didn’t appreciate that I was still partially blocking a lane of the street. He starts honking at me and screaming from his window. Things were about to go left based on the way he was acting so I decided to scream back at him “HEY! WHY DONT YOU CALM THE HELL DOWN AND LET ME BUY YOU A LEMONADE!?!” His face went from pure rage to a look of “hell yeah I want some lemonade!” In about two seconds. He got out, I handed him a cup, and we ended up having a nice conversation for a few minutes. Moral of the story? Lemonade brings world peace.
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2 Replies*aggressively tips you $50* *aggressively compliments you* “YOU DARE SELL ME THIS AMBROSIC-TASTING LEMONADE? WHO THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU, ELON MUSK? DON’T YOU DARE SERVE THIS DELICIOUSNESS AGAIN UNTILL YOU MASS PRODUCE IT AND START AN EXTREMELY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS! BLESS YOUR LEMONADE! AND BLESS YOU!!!” *aggressively flips you two thumbs-up right in your face* “I HOPE YOU SUCCEED AND LIVE A MEANINGFUL LIFE!”
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*Tries to use tail to hold glass of lemonade.*
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3 RepliesWhen life gives you lemons.... YOU FREEZE THEM AND THROW THEM AT CRIPPLED BOOMERS
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Doesn't drink lemonade with white stuff on the top because lactose intolerant.
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GIVE ME THAT LEMON JUICE REEE
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*Takes the lemonade* *Chugs it down* Thank you good sir! *Hands you a tip also*
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3 RepliesBut I'm lactose intolerant ;-;
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1 ReplyWhy so aggressive?
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5 RepliesOne gallon! No more! No less! Wait... just no less.
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*sighs* N O
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3 Replies[i]Takes the lemonade and looks at it for a moment before throwing it at your head[/i]
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[i]How much does your Lemonade cost?[/i]
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7 RepliesGot any grapes?
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1 Reply*makes uncomfortably glaring eye contact. Grabs wallet. Slams money on table. Drinks lemonade. Punches bystander*
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7 RepliesI already have lemonade, thanks. Now, you can pay me $100 for trying to sell me stuff despite my "no soliciting" sign and we'll keep this off the books, or I can take you to court instead. Your move.
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1 ReplyDepends on if there’s crack in it.
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Edited by RheubenThePig: 7/31/2020 2:48:46 AMGive me the ade, bröther[spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[i]*aggressively chugs 3 gallons*[/i] Gimme another!
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Oi! Fu[i]c[/i]k off!
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4 Replies[quote][i]take the lemonade[/i][/quote] HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THIS
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Thank you sir, appreciate the lemonade
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3 Replies[b][i]REVERSE CARD[/i][/b] I love lemonade
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*demands grapes instead*
