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12/27/2018 5:21:22 PM
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The art of pooping
Each and everyone of us has had to poop. Sometimes it’s a simple log, and other times it’s an array of swirling chocolate galaxies, swimming through the currents of our porcelain thrones.
But despite the final product sometimes we are met with certain challenges that require more skillful pooping. Is the seat dirty? Must we hover or is their a clean one near by? Perhaps our attire plays a role. Maybe it’s easy come easy go, or maybe it’s got more buckles than the belt section in a clothing store. Who’s to say if fish net leggings has a hole in a convenient spot or if we will be spattering the bowl with a smelly grid.
The point of this is to share our troubles in fecal matters. Tell us a time where you had to adapt to over come a heaping pile of problems in the name of waste management.
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1 Replyi cringe whenever i pee
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1 ReplyEdited by BADMAGIK: 12/29/2018 2:34:36 AMI've never pooped [spoiler]I've gotta beat Bono[/spoiler]
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My problems all correlate to my stomach itself. It tends to have aches and constipation on a daily basis
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3 RepliesI can think of a time. Since I did XC this year (probably won’t next year) we went to a well know trail where I live, and ran the trails. I was in one of the first groups to get back, and since we were on there for about 15-20 minutes, we all had to go to the bathroom. Since all of us were boys, we just used the boys bathroom. However,’one of my friends had the bright idea to stay in the bathroom for a very long time. So long, that two of us, myself included, chose to use the girls bathroom, after making sure no one was there. We both went poop, and the other guy barely made it out right before a couple girls got back. TL;DR: [spoiler][b][i][u]IMPROVISE. ADAPT. OVERCOME.[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTl;dr OP likes scat.
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I've had a couple of bowel issues.Only chronic issue I have at the moment is constipation. It's not fun.
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2 RepliesI have an app that lets me keep track of all the places that I’ve crapped with territory markers. I pretty much own all of New England. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!![/spoiler]
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Imagine being Octo-Mom, at potty-training time. Not one but eight pint-sized poop dispensers, and you have to teach them all to use the toilet. Some crimes actually produce their own punishment.
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3 RepliesI never thought it was possible for me to hate something more than youtube rewind 2018 and Stuart Little. This post has made me reconsider
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1 ReplyI take every chance I can get to poop at work. It's a good feeling to poop and get paid while doing it.
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4 RepliesTalking of poop, aparently there are such things as a "family poop knife" and "family poop cloth".
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I like the enthusiasm, but even in secrecy people still don't like to admit they poop.
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I have clogged 5 toilets at school by disposing of feces[spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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5 Replies... What... The... -blam!-... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Every leader dumps for the next group to share it with and paint pictures.
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Wait. Are you saying it doesn’t just yeet itself out of your chest???[spoiler]You humans are -blam!-ing weird[/spoiler]
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I dispose of all my fecal excrements with fire.
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Edited by Solarvoidlock: 12/27/2018 8:01:17 PMThe biggest challenge are monster sausages that hurt my bunghole. I'm sitting down in fear knowing I'm going to suffer.
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I pooped, oops
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No thanks.
