All these are crap.

Can someone post the peregrine greaves one? It's been a while since I've seen it, and it's, by far, the best one.

[spoiler][quote]1) Potato's are yummy 2) You can mash potatoes 3) You can cook potatoes 4) Potato's are round and can double as a ball 5) Potato's can be used as ammo 6) You can make a clock with them 7) You can use a potato as a battery 8) Glados became a potato 9) If their is a second potato famine in Ireland you can get rich off it 10) Potatoes know when to leave you alone 11) Potatoes are good bowling balls 12) Potatoes play supporting roles in toy story 13) Potatoes can roll 14) Potatoes get spots on them 15) Potatoes don't cause extinction 16) Potatoes will always love you 17) Potatoes are healthy 18) Potatoes have been farmed for thousands of years 19) Potatoes have been in space 20) Potatoes go well in salad 21) Potatoes kept Matt Damon alive on Mars 22) Potatoes save lives 23) If you are hungry you can eat a potato 24) Potatoes fit in your pocket 25) Enough potatoes could power the whole planet 26) Potatoes have toe in them 27) My dad was a potato 29) You can feed a family of 8 with only potatoes 32) Potatoes love you 33) Potatoes live underground 36) Potatoes can be sweet 39) Potatoes are 80% water (Just like you) 42) You can make potatoes into wedges 43) You can make potatoes into chips 45) There are thousands of types of potatoes 48) Potatoes don't judge you 49) Potatoes can be used as cameras 50) Potatoes can be used as modems 51) Mashed potatoes can be shaped into bricks 52) Potatoes can be used as routers 53) Potatoes will be the currency in the next great depression 54) The earth and a potato are the same shape, this means we live on a massive potato 55) You need potatoes for vodka 56) You can eat potatoes 57) Potatoes don't make shitposts 58) Potatoes don't ban you 59) World War Three will be fought with potatoes 60) Potatoes have 'pot' in them 61) Potatoes didn't make destiny 62) Potatoes haven't started any wars 63) Humans kill people but potatoes don't 64) Potatoes make good spouses 65) Potatoes can be orange 66) Hitler was a na zi not a potato 67) Nobody expects the potatoes to be poisoned 68) Potatoes make good computers 69) Potatoes can be eaten hot or cold 70) Potatoes can be grown nearly anywhere 71) Potatoes make good secret agents 72) Potatoes are edible 73) Potatoes rhyme with tomatoes 74) You can say po-tay-toe or par-tar-toe 75) Potato's can float 76) Potato 77) Potatoes can't count well 79) Potato's are good catering food 80) Potatoes are warm 81) Potato's and chill 82) Potato's make good jokes 83) You can eat a potato but potatoes can't eat you 84) Potato's can be talked about for ages 85)People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato. 86) [REDACTED BY POTATO] 87) Potatoes is a weird word 88) Potato 89) Potatoes are the memes of the vegetable world 90) Potato is a number 91) Potatoes don't die they only go missing in action 92) People who don't eat potatoes die 93) Potatoes make people rich 94) Potatoes taste good 95) Potatoes are the top of a shepherds pie 96) Potatoes have many uses. 97) Potatoes can help make lists 98)Potatoes come in all shapes and sizes 99)Potatoes can be used as fake grenades 100)Potatoes are nonlethal ammo 101) 101 looks like lol and potentates are older then lol 102)Potato 103)Mashed potato can be used as paint 104)Potatoes were endorsed by the wiggles 105)Potatoes are the best food excluding every meal but potato 106) Mashed potato goes well with any sort of meat 107)Potatoes can be used to milk old posts 108)Potatoes are hot 109)Potatoes have over 100 uses 110)Potatoes age well 111)vodka 112)Every culture including the irish love potatoes 113)The reason above must've triggered someone 114)Potato.com 115)Potatoes won E3 116)Potato potato 117)Potatoes never stuffed up halo 118)Potatoes never ruined the earth 119)Potatoes are natural 120)Potatoes can be shaped phallic-like 121)Potatoes help with shitposts 122)Potatoes don't need alts 123)123 abc 124)Potatoes can be eaten and help you live 125)No potato has ever shot someone 126)Potatoes film vertically 127)Potatoes don't kill people memes kill people 128)You are 80% potato 129)Potatoes aren't restricted by the government 130)You don't need to wait till a potato is 18 131)Potatoes aren't terrorists 132) You know those dumb teammates, they aren't potatoes 135) 1 2 skip a few 136)Potato ato 137)Potatoes are still reading this 138)Solaris will give this post a 10/10 for potato 139)Potatoes don't question why they are still reading this 140)List filler 141)Potatoes have the same IQ as a watermelon 142)Farming is good 143)Farm rhymes with Carm 144)Potatoes don't need no love 145)Potatoes will look after your pets while you're away 146)Potatoes aren't bad memes 147)Potatoes have a weird spelling 148) Potatoes know when to stop 149)Potatoes are a good safe word 150)Potatoes have saved more lives then dolphins 151)Potatoes don't try to get into your pants 152)Potatoes will think of more reasons later 153)Potatoes come back to make their posts better 154)tldr potato 155)https://www.bungie.net/eu/Forums/Post/196001105?sort=0&page=0 156)The op of the post above is a sexy potato 157) Potatoes are wise 158)Potatoes have a p 159)Potatoes make good flotation deceives 160)Potatoes don't get shot at the zoo 161)Potatoes can be used to make islands[/quote] [/spoiler]

I still don't understand what "sacanagem" could possibly mean...

Remove kebab

apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no"

What if everything you ever wanted...WAS TO KICK SH** IN THE FACE FOREVER?!

GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ..

>implying any of these are good >green texting in OffTopic.

As much as I enjoy some other not listed copypastas Peregrine Greaves was pretty good

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Chicken Tendies is the best