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2/8/2017 10:43:12 AM
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You are, all of you, vermin...
Cowering in #Destiny, thinking, what? That you may escape, the coming shitposts? No, your forum will be microwaved until its posts are but glass! And not even your DeeJ, will live to creep blackened from its weekly update to mar the reflection of our passage, the culmination of our ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
For your destruction, is the will of #Offtopic! And I? I AM their shitposter!
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#Offtopic
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12 RepliesWhat... is that? I? I am a monument... to all your bans. Relax, I'd rather not piss this mod off. Troll! This one is mountain dew and doritos, and has its mind concluded. This one is but steak and twinkies, and is the more deluded. Perma ban me or unban me moderator, but do not waste my time with shitposts. There is much shitposts, and I have been shitposted to, through BUNGiE.old, B.next and B.lind, now I shall shitpost, and you shall listen. Greetings! I am Frank O'Connor, I am the Franchise Development Director of 343 Industries. And I am the Deej, Staff most high, Heirarch of BUNGiE! A troll? Here? At last. We have much to do. This facility must be activated if we are to control this outbreak. Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my mythic map pack is complete! Not true. This banhammer has a successful utilization record of 1.2 trillion simulated and one actual. It is ready to swing on demand. Of all the members our lords left behind, there are none so worthless as these desticles! They know nothing of recon! And you know nothing about perma ban. You have demonstrated complete disregard for even the most basic forum rules. This one's perma ban... and this one's recon... are the same. Huh? Ugh! AAAAAAAAAAAH! Your Mentors have promised you recon from a banned existence, but you will find no recon this thread. Those who built this thread knew what they wrought, do not mistake their intent or all will get perma banned as they did before. This thing is right, thread is bait, your mentors are making a big mistake. Your trolling has already destroyed one of the sacred forums, Oh GodLike One. It shall not harm another. If you will not read your PM, then I will read it to you. There is still time to stop the banhammer from swinging, but first it must be found. You will search one likely porch and you will search another. Achronos had us meet as foes but this thread will make us alts.
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3 RepliesNow post this on #destiny multiple times
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1 ReplyI think all of us should post it in #destiny together
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1 ReplyI deem this shitpost high quality. For it contains some high quality shit
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1 Reply| (＼ ｜ ) ヽ ヽ`( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)／ノ / ＼ | ⌒Ｙ⌒ / / ｜ヽ ｜ ﾉ／ ＼トー仝ーイ ｜ ミ土彡/ | ｜ [b]THIS METHOD OF SHORT-DISTANCE MEMING HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE LENNY LINE FOR GENERATIONS[/b]
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1 ReplyLearn to "," pleb.
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1 ReplyRandom commas are random.
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1 ReplyVermin? I'm an asshole get it right
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2 RepliesThis is the best thing I've seen in a while
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Shitpost the f*ck out of the senpie. :3
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Execute order 66
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Noru'usk, Servant of Oryx
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5 RepliesThe will of #Offtopic must be pretty weak. It will continue to curse my name while I sit in a throne far above it. For I am the Kell of Scar, the Emperor, Wielder of Scar Machine!
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Nope. Not gonna pull the pin on this hand grenade..
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I remember when I did these...
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may ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) be with you in your quest.
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Go away
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3 RepliesI don't like sand
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Hmmm....reminds me of something: [spoiler][b]I AM. THROUGH LICENSE OF HE WHO IS NAMED "I AM" I HAVE COME. THOUGH MY FEET SHALL DRAG UPON THIS BASE EARTH, I HAVE COME. I AM THE SECOND TO FATHER. INHERITOR OF HIS BOUNDLESS RAGE. YOU HAVE EXISTED SO FAR AT MY PLEASURE AND PATIENCE, AND THAT, AS HAVE YOUR WORKS OF CIVILISATION, SHALL NOW COME TO AN END. I AM THE GREATEST OF THE MESSENGERS, MOUNTAIN OF THEIR STRENGTH. CITIES SHALL FALL UPON MY PASSING. SONGS SHALL BE SUNG OF WHAT IS LEFT IN MY WAKE. I AM THE ARM OF GOD. ANGEL OF MIGHT. I AM ZERUEL. I HAVE COME.[/b][/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThe prophets did nothing wrong
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LETS FINISH THIS FIGHT IN #DESTINY
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4 RepliesAnd now you post it in #destiny
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But there is already a user with the name shitposter ............ sooo yeah.......
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Edited by The Researcher: 2/8/2017 10:51:53 PMI... This is... I can't even... [spoiler]no[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhich prophet said this again? I haven't played Halo in ages.
