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1/27/2016 12:28:43 AM
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Describe your favorite game in the shittiest way {off topic edition}
Rules: no saying character names
You must spoiler the game you chose
>you may type like this
>your wallet can only hold the spending quantity of currency and not the physical amount of it
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2 RepliesRandom numbers that finally make sense at the end. [spoiler]He was dead for 5 years and I was just hallucinating!?[/spoiler]
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Explosion
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2 RepliesBe a guy Go to distant planet Zombie/monsters/religious mercenary guys everywhere Sometimes the game is scary Build guns Get new suits Find gf is on the planet Cold as shit Kill giant monster You die [spoiler]pray that there is another game coming[/spoiler]
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Warcraft cards
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Guns punching grenade palpatine
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-Your best friend stabs you in the back after you both did some messed up shit -Wake up with amnesia -Meet new friend who's a pilot -Look for chick who covered your ass after said messed up shit -Meet other chick and her friend who needs a shave -Meet the one chicken who covered your ass -Meet a really angry jar-head -Steal jar-head's boss's ride -Find out how badass you are when you meet some seemingly crazy, but really cool monk-esque guys -Find some old maps -Get arrested for no reason -Escape, but the one chick who covered your ass stays behind to cover your ass again -Get in fight with your former best friend -Memory comes back to you -Find another of those monk dudes who lives in a forest after finding a 4th map -Get in a crash and meet some weird looking guys who feel bad about past mistakes -Find out you have to stop former best friend -Find his house -Turns out he's an extremely manipulative dick -Turns out he turned that one chicken against you -Tell her you love her -She says she loves you -Confront former best friend -Beat him in a fight -Tell him you're sorry for pushing him to be a dick -He apologizes sort of -Reunite with friends
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>Don't go to sh[b][/b]it island and touch the goo >Friend touches the goo >Visit empty houses >Collect batteries and orbs >Power up bae's machine >Never talk to bae >Free captives >Fight boss >Become pseudo-god I'll announce the winner.
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2 RepliesScientist kills giant floating baby with crook tool
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3 Replies>some little kid walks into a pedo tree to kill a spider that he rips a rock out of >same kid kills a lava monster and a bunch of rocks give him a soecial rock >same kid goes inside a fish now to kill a jellyfish and get a stone from his fish bitch >kid finds sword that ages him 7 years forward or backwards >kide kills a bunch of other shit >kid kills psyco boss guy >kid gets blonde princess bitch
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6 Replies>You're the Police >Arrest guys >Get betrayed >Arrest cops >Kill guy who betrayed you >Get rich
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7 RepliesOdd, hooded blind chick tells your story
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2 RepliesShoot this guy in the face
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5 RepliesUltimate genocide
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1 Reply>go to hospital >have thing done, start seeing stuff >exit hospital and get rekt >defend self from hairy dudes >fight fapping dog >fight crazy church man >run around and fight more hairy dudes >fight giant deerpuppylady-thing >more hairy dude fighting >kill crazy forest ladies >kill Harry Potter cosplayers >defend self from giant adorable spider that you may or may not have attacked first >start fighting aliens and hairy dudes. >fight a nutball wearing a bird cage on his head >kill a giant defenseless brain with hair and eyeballs >kill a cradle robber >talk to an old guy in a wheelchair >rek an old guy in a wheelchair >fight overhyped boneywolfthing >become baby squid
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1 Reply>run around >kill stuff >collect useless items >loading screen >shoot stuff >blow stuff up >get more junk >watch more loading screens >there may or may not be a questline >game crashes >haven't saved in 2 hours >kill stuff irl >allahu ackbar! >end
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10 RepliesYou blow shit up You kill shit You kill a giant rock lava dragon monster Get loot
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2 RepliesThis is a part of a game, kill zombies, buy guns, open doors, kill more zombies, turn on the power, buy beer, kill more zombies, die, restart, subtlety learn the story behind the game through quotes and Easter eggs.
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4 RepliesNo story.
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2 RepliesEdited by Damp: 2/2/2016 6:51:40 AM1. You use a rock to transform, and use this power to stop a snake from obtaining a big W rock. 2. Our game consoles get boobs[spoiler]well most of them[/spoiler]and fight against piracy in video games.
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Two dudes fight robots and one of them develops "yellow fever".
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10 RepliesEdited by Granite: 2/2/2016 10:04:35 PMHere's another obscure one: You're a restaurant owner, but you're the only employee, so you have to juggle up to 8 orders at once all while doing the chores and describing the faces of robbers and goddammit another nacho order why don't you people just order fish it's easier. Hint: [spoiler]Not a mobile or browser game.[/spoiler]
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>Explosion >Some story noone cares about >Explosion >Lolwutsastory.exe >PewPew >Lol random doge >OhshitImonarocketjpg >Explosion
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2 RepliesYou escape a robot by shooting a gun at white walls
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So some guy kills monsters and gets paid for it and meets his old friends
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2 RepliesWake up British round thing makes you find a gun that makes holes British round thing takes hijacks the station of the bossy lady You and bossy lady go to take down british round thing British round thing and excited round thing go to space
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Your a pilot and you have to gun down discount russians.
