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1/27/2016 12:28:43 AM
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Describe your favorite game in the shittiest way {off topic edition}
Rules: no saying character names
You must spoiler the game you chose
>you may type like this
>your wallet can only hold the spending quantity of currency and not the physical amount of it
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5 RepliesYou go around hitting things with anything you can find
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1 ReplyYou get thrown in a city full of criminals and your worst enemy drugs you with his poisoned blood. You run around looking for a cure for you and him until you find out that he is actually a doppelgänger and the doppelgänger is a giant being made of clay. Soon after you "kill" the enemy and get remembered for this.
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Wake up on ship and go on adventure only to find out you're chasing yourself and then your old bald friend fights you
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13 RepliesEdited by Jacks0n0429: 2/7/2016 7:56:58 PMYou have a person who you play as and run around and shoot things in a post-apocalyptic world. [spoiler]Guess what it is?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPay 20 bucks for a game no longer supported on consoles, and then spend another 80 bucks on DLC, and then spend even more money on a crappier version of cs go weapon crates
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I r guy who gon t33ch u l3ss0n. [spoiler]If you don't understand the reference, you need to leave.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Frenzy-51: 2/10/2016 2:32:20 AM>be me >evil future self destroys earth >ohshit.jpg >steal magic ball from hooded toothy guy >travel back in time with three other idiots I found >ambush future self >headshot.gif >use magic ball to absorb his soul >realize I have to kill future versions of the 3 idiots >steal giant robot >feelsgoodman.png >find future idiot #1 at sp00ky castle >future idiot flys to the moon on a rocket >-blam!- >proceed to blow up the moon >Ayy lmao [spoiler]black ops 3 zombies in a nutshell (not my favorite game)[/spoiler]
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How can I spoil it if there's no story[spoiler]destiny[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou drink blood all day, kill weird looking creatures with swords during the night and eat umbilical cords.
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>commander of 'elite' military that has soldiers that can't shoot more than once or move 50 feet in one try [spoiler]Xcom[/spoiler]
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You walk around and sometimes kill stuff
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kill and capture giant monsters with a cat
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10 Replies> be man > in the future yet somehow 1979 > bunkers > be frozen > wife dead > baby gone > wtf.exe > outside > dog > museum > LASER GUN.jpg > big lizard > ofuk.png > can't finish because it's glitched > fuсkthisshit.jpg
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>Takes place in the same time as Flintstones >defend my village from other Chiefs >Take shit from all my friends for playing [spoiler]Clash of Clans[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesPlunging toilets. Mushroom trippen. I ate a sunflower one time, spit fire for a week. Some lizard stole my girl. My stupid bro can run faster than me and jump higher. If i can make it over the top of that flag pole at the castle we will see some fireworks.
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4 RepliesWell you run right and stump on turtles and brown turds with legs and use power ups and go to castles and save someone with Stockholm syndrome and get told to do it again and again and blah blah blah
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2 RepliesKill cows for loot and levels [spoiler]Diablo 2[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe Random Number Generator is shit...
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BOOM BOOM BOOM, doggy
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1 ReplyBig hoops in sky
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5 RepliesEdited by Roarframe: 2/8/2016 2:48:55 PMrun around as a punny bastard killing an army with superhuman powers [spoiler]also ur akomish [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesYours is animal crossing. Guy lives in utopian society Lady dies Kills people Proves his innocence by killing people xD
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4 RepliesTry to become the world big-rig racing champion as you face sleeping racers, one audio file, and a non-existent collision detector.
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2 RepliesShoot robots and people mutated by soda in an attempt to escape a town.
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3 RepliesI will describe a faction in a game "AMERICA! F[b]U[/b]CK YEAH!" [spoiler]Brotherhood of Steel[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThought I was going to be an assassin. I thought wrong. [spoiler]ac 4[/spoiler]
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