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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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1 ReplyWas out to rent some movies and I was like 7 years old. I was with my mom and I thought she was still with me but she left to a different section of the movie store we were in. So I look up and I see someone who I thought was my mom buying a rated R horror movie and I said "What the heck mom why are you buying that." And the women turned around and she was like 90 and she just starred at me. So I just got out of the situation and ran.
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2 RepliesI'm a guy with long hair, have had long hair since 5th grade. When I was younger and would go out to dinner with my mom and sister, every time without fail; "can I start you ladies off with something to drink?" Uh I'm a guy and I'll take a Pepsi, thanks.
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I dropped the soap in a public restroom
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1 ReplyI was at the very end of a line of ten urinals and some guy came up to the one I was at and tapped my foot so I just left I wasn't finished but away from him was where I wanted to be
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I'm not against transgendered people by any means. But it's hard to keep a straight face when a man 6'4" walks in to your store. Full stubble, with a full face of make up. A thigh length, spaghetti strapped dress with unshaved legs... Bone straight hair to his shoulders, and heels... He talked to me for 10 minutes about his potential purchases.. Hardest 10 minutes of my life.
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20 RepliesAccidentally tripped into a women's breasts [spoiler] man was that awkward [/spoiler]
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2 Replies>be me >at movie concession >getting popcorn >"enjoy your movie" >"thanks you too" >awkwardly walks away
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I was 9 and at a museum at the dinosaur exhibit, on the computer making a dinosaur (a weird program they had). A few minutes later these 2 black chicks around 16-20 come up to me and take a picture of me. I don't know why but it made me afraid of pictures after that
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6 RepliesWhile I was clothes shopping, this random ass guy pops out of knowhere, bald, mid 40s, wearing suspenders and aviator glasses, tells me that he knows how to ejaculate with one pump... [spoiler]I wish I was making this up.[/spoiler]
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It wasn't a stranger but I went to go some where and I bumped into one my old high school buddies I graduated with and the first thing she said is "look how grown up and handsome you are" and I sat there for a few seconds trying to figure out what to say next
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3 RepliesHad an old lady go "Oomph you got a nice ass" when I bent down to get a box of cereal at the grocery store.
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12 RepliesEdited by Depressed pika: 1/11/2016 11:10:52 PMWhen a man in a pink skin-suit sits next to u asking where an alien is
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2 RepliesEdited by Buttered Popcorn: 1/31/2016 9:53:00 PMThe lady at the movies forgot to butter my popcorn...[spoiler]I was highly upset[/spoiler]
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For me, all moments with strangers are awkward.
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9 RepliesOnce when I was like 6 me and my family went to a nice Japanese restaurant and the waiter had a very heavy accent, and I got really annoyed and didn't know what he was saying, so when he asks me what I want to drink I squint my eyes and yell "HERRO I NO ESPEAKA DA JAPANEEEEESE"
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At the theaters Vendor Tells me to enjoy my movie Tell him "you too"
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3 RepliesBump for later? I'll try to come back with a story later.
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One time when i was younger i went swimming with my dad, We were changing into our swimming shorts and I notice my dad got new swimming shorts, so i ask him, "Are those shorts new?" *Dad turns around* *Pokerface* *look right and see my actual dad* *slow shuffle away*
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I told some random little kid on xbox he'd never get laid because he kept killing me in GTA5. Needless to say, I now have a friend who hates me, and a little shit who hates me.
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Not so much for me, but for some dude on the bus. His phone goes off and his ringtone was some anime intro type music. The whole bus heard it. Like, dude... you got some balls to set that as your ringtone... that, or you're freaking stupid.
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Two words. THE. ELEVATOR.
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1 ReplyThis is a good topic
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Fear cuts deeper than swords
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9 Repliesin kindergarten we had this lady who took us to the playground during class almost everyday, and while we were lining up to go back inside the school, turns out the door was locked and we had to wait and I had to pee very badly and if I wanted to go to the washroom, I would have to walk all around the school and enter from the front ._. I was wearing a skirt and ended up pissing myself..
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Not really with strangers. But uh, I'm known to have very bad spatial awareness.
