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10/10/2015 8:05:43 PM
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In a tower invasion who would die first?
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arach jalaal - so emo he would prolly use it as an excuse to off himself hideo - would hide lakshmi - would hide eva - would dazzle the invaders with her wares map robot - knows the quickest way to un-ass the ao and would be long gone rahool - would just stand there doing his goofy laugh
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Feel sorry for Rahool. I'll be sneaking his legendary engrams while y'all do whatever y'all want to him.
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Friendly fire is a dangerous thing - watch your back Rahool....
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Rahool....shit I would shoot him if I could...
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1 ReplyRahool. Everyone would shoot him, loot his stand and say the aliens did it.
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My eyes quickly scanned for evil ass Rahool. I regret nothing. Mega bump
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It all depend on how the tower is attacked. From the main entrance point we all use? The map droid. Unless they ignore it for not being a threat. Then possibly Rahool, if caught off guard. He looks like a high value target; he'll definitely come under fire. But you have to realize, most people will run to shelters, and of course there may be plenty or warning, or none at all. If its some kind of surprise attack, maybe from crates in the docking bay, than poor Amanda Holiday might be one of the first to go. Arach Jaleel, might go down, but remember, he, like all his faction, are cowards. He'd run and hide, and might live. Lasksmi would bust out all those weapons she sells and go down in a blaze of glory. FWC has no word for retreat. The Speaker would try to rally hope in this dark hour, and might get sniped in the middle of delivering an inspirational speech. Banshee would join Laksmi in the "blaze of glory" using all his guns. Eris would stand in the line of fire and "accept her fate". Old Eva would run into a shelter and somehow survive to tell the children of the tale. Hideo would act like a politician and try to flee, but do it like he's trying to NOT flee, and as a result, would get gunned down. Cayde and Ikora would die valiantly, but Zavala is a titan, and would just go sunbreaker and be invincible. Tess Everis would escape in her personal corporate-issued escape pod, made of pure gold- I MEAN SILVER!
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8 RepliesRahool. Why? Because he would be caught in "friendly" fire Used as a human shield Thrown as a weapon Used as a board to slide down a railing firing arrows Injected with diseases and launched from a catapult to contaminate the enemy Used as bait Stuffed with explosives and lobbed into the enemy ranks Decapitated and head on a pike as a sign to invaders Heart ripped out to eat for his strength Stuffed into a purple engram and given to the enemy as an insult. I think I made my point.
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4 RepliesTo be completely honest I hope it's rahool, that bastard has fu[i]c[/i]ked me over too many times for him not
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Stupid Cayde
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1000 bodies is not enough for Master Rahool
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Rahool because he's the closest to the edge and Petra Venj is gone
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Tess Everis: Hey guys, I brought some micro-transactions! *BANG!* *Guardian down*
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3 RepliesThe purple ball would probably prove to be a great distraction against the invaders, and they would hit it to far and all follow it off edge.
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3 RepliesI beg do differ, I'm the one who has all of the weapons that your engrams were supposed to decrypt into ;)
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-blam!-ing rahool nuff said
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5 RepliesMaster Rahool would live because of all the legendarys he stole in year one
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Watch them find the one server that has 3 full raid groups of 305+ gaurdians. Not a chance.
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2 Replies*in middle of firefight* *me and master rahool staring at each other* Me: it would be a shame if you got caught in friendly fire Rahool: don't you do it Me: Ima do it Rahool: DON'T YOU- *shots fired* Rahool: AHHHH my leg :(
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Master Rahool would probably lead the invasion, he's got enough stolen gear to supply an army.
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Id say the postmaster. Why? Because that tiny house would've crush it.
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3 RepliesMaster Ratroll would "accidentally" fall off the edge of the tower. Followed by all the fückin Rares we got from Legendary engrams...
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Whoever doesn't have me with them
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Master Rahool, really? That guy is known for accepting bribes.
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The kids crying about HoS after its nerfed and it doesnt do enough damage to save them.
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LMAO Master Rahool is saving up all that good gear he doesnt give you just for this special occasion.
