Rahool... Here's why: "The Tower has been breached! Flee the last city!" ring the intercoms. The tower is in a frenzy. Its inhabitants are trying to find a safe way out, besides the obvious way, jumping off. The Cabal Empire decided the guardians were becoming a threat, a threat that needed to be terminated. Cabal Warships circle the tower, holding off fire. Soon, 15 warships soon surround the tower and most of the Last City. As the Cabal soldiers are dropped off, bombers hit the tower periodically. Your ghost is telling you something, but your too busy gawking in horror as a Colossus busts through the wall, bashing innocent humans into the walls with the sides off his heavy slug thrower. Teams of phalanxes and psions rush the interior rooms, killing anything without question. Arach Jalaal and Lakshima plan to escape together, but are cut off in the hanger by a pack of Legionaries and their Centurion. Both are captured, their fates undetermined. Hideo and Eva gather a group of fighters to try and take out the Cabal, but Cabal mines shut down the connection between Tower North and the rest of the tower. You and your ghost run out of the room where you were just recently speaking with Shaxx. Eris Morn is trying to prepare an attack, but realizes it won't be enough. She teleports out, to go to a place we do not yet no of. As you run up the stairs, you see Cayde talking to Master Rahool. "... So ya, just try and keep those for me, got it Rahool?" says Cayde, shortening up the conversation as you arrive. "Ah, guardian, just in time. I think you have something for Rahool." Without Rahool looking, Caude gives you a wink. You hand Rahool a legendary engram. "To protect you, just like all those great times we shared together" you say. All of a sudden, Cayde runs at you, and both you and Cayde tumble off the edge of the tower. At the last second, Caude activates his enhanced blink and you both safely find yourself in a waiting Jumpship, with the other two vanguards in the cockpit. As the Jumpship takes off, you glance down at Rahool. The Cabal Empire has yet to kill any off the big targets in the Tower. Teams of Cabal rush the main area as Colossuses make their way up the stars. Rahool, hiding in his tent, makes one final bold move. To fight for his life, he grabbed the legendary engram. As it slowly decrypted in his hands, he looked over to see that he had just gotten a green engram. From year one. One off which he had given to millions of guardians. Rahool laughed at his luck, and went through all of his hidden engrams he had swindled from the guardians. One by one each engram became a mote of light or a strange coin. His bad luck was never ending it seemed. As he reached for the final engram, he began the process of decryption. At that time however, Legionaries had just flipped over his tent. As the process finished, Rahool was violently dragged away from the engram. As the engram finished decoding, the Cabal pointed their weapons at their first major victim. The engram fell to the floor. In Rahools last seconds, he realized he had just decrypted the engram into a Gjallahorn. But just like the millions of other guardians that never got their hands on one, Rahool could never, ever use it when he needed it most. A centurion walked over and picked up the Gjallahorn, and aimed it at Rahool. Slowly the centurion took off his helmet. Rahool gasped as he realized the bitter truth. Xûr, agent of the Nine, in cabal armor, continued to point the Gjallahorn at Rahool. And then Xûr sputtered, "How could you stop giving materials and greens and blues from legendaries? I told you to screw over the guardians so they could look forward to my arrival. But then you became better. And legendary engrams actually turned into legendary gear. It seems you can no longer be trusted. Prepare for one last never ending troll, Rahool. Death." The rocket fired and exploded, destroying half the tower, as Xûr walked off into the distance.

If they come in the way we do the map robot is definitely going first lmaooo

(lets see, whos the weakest link? where the hell is rahool on this list...)

Me because my ass is always AFK in the tower