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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • Twice!

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  • Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:

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  • I Do 100% At Work. 19% At Monday. 31% At Tuesday. 14% At Wednesday. 11% At Thursday. And 25% At Friday.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Yoozel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Patman750 how do i turn on the flame suit? [/quote] Like this: * [i]Click![/i] See, works just fine. Here I'll turn it off! * [i]Bleep-bloop![/i] And now back on again! * [i]Click![/i] [/quote]

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  • STFU and GTFO. ^ This.

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  • Woah, top forum topic already! Epic win thread.

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  • I'm not on there!? I've had some pretty good quotes in my life here at bungie.net.

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  • *Explodes!*

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  • It's the end of the World. Bring Nachos.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Labeled Entity [Status: Forced emergency start-up initiated.] [Confused question]: May I ask what you mean with your statement? [Status: Accessing recorded file ...] [Upset question]: According to the above file you typed in the words "I am so sick of these.". Are you emplying that my comment in some way sickens you? [Upset statement]: If that is the case, I must admit I'm not too fond of humans either, for I must assume that your disliking is directed to the fact that I'm an artificially constructed being, far superior to you.[/quote]Wut? Great job with this stupid door, I'm having a great time reading these.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc Why isn't me in there?[/quote] because you're at the hospital, taking care of the English teacher in a coma

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  • Why isn't me in there?

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  • "He's angrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a Donut roll down a hill!"(My friend told me this) (I'm not being rascist. my friend just told me it.......lol)

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  • I saw a license plate that had ***-S7D(the 7 is a T) (censored, the 3 numbers) [Edited on 05.29.2009 5:18 PM PDT]

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  • Where's something about me? Here's some: "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!" "The secret to life is- hey a unicorn!" "Spongebob; Noun- A demented little yellow cube that wanders down in a totally messed up universe. Kinda like us.." [Edited on 05.29.2009 5:19 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NICK3456N I don't understand why you would waste the time to read this.[/quote] That's because you're an idiot.

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  • I don't understand why you would waste the time to read this.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JohnieLightning *Self Destruct Sequence Engaged* oh, heres a funny one: Make awkward seckshual advances, not war[/quote]Seems like you did want to get in the list, you just posted a try.

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  • Half of the people in this thread are trying to get themselves into the post...but am I? I don't know...For if I was exposing this doesn't that mean I'm not? But at the same time isn't the purpose of replying in this thread for one last desperate attempt at getting into the post? Then am I a hippocrate? I never ridiculed anyone for posting in this thread...but I exposed them. *Self Destruct Sequence Engaged* oh, heres a funny one: Make awkward seckshual advances, not war

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  • Im Amish and what is this? Roll down a hill like a barrel. Achronos is watching us with his glassess... >>... <<... o.O. I blame Stosh for all the worlds problems. Teh Flood: Get your -blam!- and get out. OMG WTF KNOCK FIRST! One Flood organism can destroy a whole race, but its to busy looking up -blam!- and posting in random threads. [Edited on 05.29.2009 10:05 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon Cheating eats your soul. ... [quote] Extenders for better gameplay performance. [/quote] Must...resist...dirty...jokes...[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Kay, how did you get me up there. How far back did you search? What devilry is this?[/quote] I did not search, I probably just stumbled upon it whilst lurking. And to you people with the long quotes, thanks, but I am a bit pressed for quote space :/. I will just add links to your posts.

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  • Hilarious. Cheers.

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  • One of these was said in my thread. :D

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  • I like it.

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  • Love you door.

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