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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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  • Edited by Treebeard: 7/5/2015 10:16:08 PM
    Wait for them to sleep before lighting candles in their house. Next, I'll turn the gas oven and stove on and leave them open. Wait for explosion.

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  • @petition you are forced to listen to a record of Gary Busey singing that gets progressively louder until your ears bleed, then as blood drips from you various openings. Proceed to freeze blood with liquid nitrogen as your insides expand and expand until it stops just short of bursting. You are then to be dry humped by a rare silverback gorilla that progressively makes your frozen organs begin to crack and shatter with each vigorous thrust. Until all that is left is a pile of shatter body parts playing a door mat for the still horny gorilla that decides to finish the day by jerking it. How did I do?

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    • I would bathe him in oil,then set him on fire until theres nothing left but ashes.

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    • *jumps 100 feet in the air* *dies* [spoiler]..... That's it.... The end....[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by why: 7/5/2015 7:46:07 PM
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      I take my knife... Then sharpen my destiny disk a throw it at you throat

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      • killing g1scorponok with asshole power

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      • Edited by G1: 7/5/2015 8:53:56 PM
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        *Whispers this is my swamp now and plunges you into an eternal nightmare with shrek*

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        • Edited by SentientWisper: 7/5/2015 6:30:59 PM
          Killing lil x Tigerz with children with dynamite

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          • Edited by CarelessComet: 7/5/2015 8:47:08 PM
            Make a train with a caboose at the front of it. Tie each of your limbs to 2 stop signs. Tauten rope. Run caboose train w sharp blade running horizontally at the middle. Side to side. 250 MPH. Boom ¿¿¿¿¿ Profit???

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          • Apply cyanide to your water source=profit

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          • To the person below me [spoiler]beef stew[/spoiler]

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          • I once killed the person below me....WITH THIS THUMB!

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          • To the person below: [spoiler]when I work out (which won't be in a while) I will tbag you with my sweaty armpits till you die from the stench.[/spoiler]

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          • Edited by MrsPlatinumOG: 7/5/2015 6:45:46 PM
            Say hello to my little friend person below! ^_^

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          • Edited by Lord Headass: 7/5/2015 4:42:04 AM
            Dragonrend his ass, make him my bitch with bend will. Fly around, -blam!- some people up, land, and then finally, proceed to shove my sword through the top of his jaw, absorb his soul, and use his bones and scales to make a sweet new set of armor. [spoiler]suk it drakus[/spoiler]

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            • Edited by Sid_098: 7/5/2015 6:29:27 PM
              Put LiL x TiGeRZ in a blender and grind up his body, then id put the blender in a burning car and push it off a cliff into a radioactive wast pile. Then id nuke it. :D

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              • Put expanding cement in your food

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                • Cover them in gas, roach style. Then put them in a body bag drenched in gas. Tow them to a plane and light them and drop them when they're charred. Or kill them with grammatical errors.[spoiler][spoiler]i know mines not that good[/spoiler][/spoiler]

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                • Take a banana and shove it so far up her butt she dies.... [spoiler]racist mario kart anyone?[/spoiler]

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                  • I fire diamonds with a mega nuclear space diamond cannon and then laugh and fire his/her body clear to the Andromeda Galaxy

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                  • Illuminati confirmed so he dies cause Obama kills everyone in the illuminati just like Isis

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                    • Kill i hide in holes by feading his lower intestine to a pyragine falcon and hiding his body in a hole to be eaten by a aardvark.

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                      • I clean the drksteel into rather clean stainless steel. Due to the lack of "drk"ness he dies.

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                        • Ihideinholes does from being buried alive...

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                        • I distort a hole that ihideinholes hid in to make him fall 300 feet.

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                        • Overdose on weed.

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