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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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You seeing this post will kill you!!
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Two words mallet+rope
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Edited by orkdestroyer1: 7/14/2015 11:08:14 AMI will break your spinal cord in such a way that you cannot swallow and causing you to be paralysed neck down, i will then sandpaper down your limbs into bloody stumps (dont worry, you cant feel the pain, you can just see the bloody mess) once done i will use the bone dust from the sandpapering to mix into a drink and force you to drink it, as you cannot swallow you will choke to death. I will then flush your head down the toilet to make sure you're dead
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How abot I rip go your nuts and put them up your asshole that is -blam!-ing killing someone
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Nuke that is all I have to say
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I'll trap you in a box with no way out. The floor is made out of sandpaper and is also a conveyor belt. You'll eventually get tired, collapse, and be slowly scraped to death.
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Plant a bomb in an icecream truck, ram it into your house, killing you, and myself so nobody can kill me, but me.
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1 ReplySlice your back with a scalpel and rip out your spine, then proceed to use your spine to unclog your bowels through your mouth.
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since your a boomer ill be afraid and run away like a desticle
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I'll over feed you
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Since your OPs mother I will -blam!- you and make more fgt OPs
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Since you're phosphor I'd most likely toss you into a pit of matches while wearing a suit made of striker material
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I kill death using an angelic hammer.
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Starts to rattle off all the secrets of the universe that are beyond comprehension, causing their head to explode.
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Edited by LeftwardOwl: 7/11/2015 4:58:33 AMStrap to ground out hairdryer on very super high and tape it to side of his head so it blows on him he will burn Or Do the same with a blowtorch Or Stuff there wallet in there mouth if their snobby rich Or Force 4 people on a marigoround and 1 other with a shotgun to shoot 3 of them shocking every time they decide to skip a person increasing voltage steadily until they die then they all die Or Put them on their tippy toes and if they stand on their flat foot they will be shot in the back of the head also the floors made of Legos Or Have someone defuse a tsar bomb in 10 seconds or left Or Take work shop cutting buzz saw and slowly cut up them starting from the private Or Slowly lowering them into lava Or Slowly putting them into pirhana infested water Or Pretty much any of the mortal combat fatalities or x-Rays Get ready videokillerj
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Pee in your mouth till you drown[spoiler]im gonna need a lot of.... orange juice[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll jump of a building with a sniper and kill you with my dank 420 e1337 no scoping skills
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3 RepliesUhm what's happening in the pic?
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>Invite man over >Seduce him >Suck his dick >Bite dick off >Watch him as he bleeds to death >Use dick as dildo
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4 Replies>Invite to my house for dinner >Made steaks >Hella juicy >"Accidentally" spill steak juices on guest >Release the hounds >Hounds haven't been fed for close to a week >Oh shit >I spilled steak juices on myself as well >I flee >Guest is on my heels >I jump in the pool >Guest does as well >Oh shit >Remember about my friggin sharks with friggin laser beams on their friggin heads >Get out of the pool asap >Too late for the guest >Admire the pool of blood >Oh shit >Forgot about the hounds >Try running >Too late >Palms sweaty >Knees weak >Arms heavy >Moms spaghetti
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Negleri Floweri. Extremely effective, and hard to detect. 98% mortality rate.
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Silver ballers...
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Vaporize them, split water into 4H +O2 and burn them as an alternative fuel source
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Beat u to death with a nokia
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Sorry battle shark, but in Japan, you're a delicacy
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1 ReplyLight them on fire. Trees don't like fire. [spoiler]Sorry Treebeard[/spoiler]
