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6/21/2015 7:07:17 AM
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Official thread for Guardian dating!
I know there are a bunch of lonely guardians out there looking for a cyber girlfriend, so I wanted to make a dating thread specifically for that! Just like any other dating site!
The rules:
Post your name, console, gamertag/PSN, occupation, and gender and some hobbies.
No discrimination or hate allowed! If you find someone, message them!! Happy hunting guardians:)
English
#Destiny
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7 RepliesI'm just looking for some hawt shark cock :3
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4 RepliesI'm looking for a freaky guardian to raid my loot cave
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5 RepliesI sexually identify as a male pizza and I love cheese ;) My psn id is dOuGhBoY911-_ I'm on ps4 If you wanna get cheesey with me send a message and I'll rate your guardian ;)
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My names Gavan, and I'm aibophobic, and I'm a good conversationalist that will talk about most things, excluding of course, a car with which you could race, as I do not agree with their prospects, and other palindromic topics. Hobbies include burning the homes of those named with palindromes to cleanse the world of their wretched sorcery. Destroying race cars, and finish off a night by killing only the most avid diva I can find. I also enjoy cliff diving with cadavers (don't ask me where I got them), and cooking exotic meats. I'm looking to find a gal to share my hobbies with and just enjoy life to the fullest.
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3 RepliesThis isn't the kind of matchmaking we were talking about Bungie
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1 ReplyDude. You are literally pathetic
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Came expecting a sausage fest, was not disappointed.
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This isn't matchdate.com lmfao, I wanted match-making in destiny not match dating xD
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1 ReplyI'm a little nervous but here I go. Hi my name is Preston Sniknej and I'm a homosexual. I've been gay for about 3 years now so I believe I'm experienced enough;). I'm looking for other gay men who enjoy playing Destiny, preferably Titans(I like big men;p ), who are skillful at the game but also skilled in the game of romance. I'm sort of young,15, so the oldest I'll give a chance is 25. Please message me if your interested. Thank You;D
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Edited by Joney000: 6/22/2015 7:02:39 AMMy name is Thirsty Larry I play on the ThirstStation My username is LarryMcThurst My job is representing the sad losers who are taking this thread seriously I'm obviously a guy Sum hobbies umm I like to stalk girls and when I see a girl online I send them a friend request because the more girl friends I have the better I feel about myself Umm I also like to hump laundry
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1 ReplyYou guys needs an... [i]icebreaker[/i] I'm so sorry.
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1 Reply*Presses last word to temple* *fan-fires* *head jerks about as blood sprays from forehead, tears stream down face, but arm continues pumping the hammer* *out of ammo* *dies* LOOK WHAT YOUR THREAD DID
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4 RepliesYeah, instead of the Darknesszone, female guardians can put me in the friendzone. [spoiler]Me: [i]"You know, I've really enjoyed the raids we've done together and I feel we should...take the next step."[/i] Female Guardian: [i]"I really enjoy killing countless robots and hive alongside you but I've only viewed you as a partner to combat the darkness."[/i] Female Guardian has shut down Dirty Dan[/spoiler]
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Hi, My Names Adam sometimes when i get home from work i pick my big toenail and thers white stuff under them which smells like cheese ( its not cheese), i also fart into the mic at least twice a night because its funny and makes everyone laugh. If i was able to have one destiny ability it would be to go invisible like a hunter so i could sneak into girls rooms hide in their closet and suck on their dirty undies. But thats enough about me let me hear some things about you. Add me ladies.
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My name jeff I want u to suk on deez nuts
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A wild Haunter appears! Guardians use pick up lines! ~It wasn't very effective...~
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1 ReplyName: Ir Yût, Deathsinger Occupation: Singer/songwriter Need a Guardian to storm my chamber;) "Weak in the streets, but OP in the sheets"
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2 RepliesDamn you! I had this idea so long ago but was too lazy to try it! Congratz on making this forum though! Lol
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Edited by ShaughnTr0n: 6/22/2015 6:18:41 AMPls nerf thron bungle
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1 ReplyI am a Meat Popsicle.
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3 RepliesAnyone wanna date Xûr? ;)
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I love pizza that is all
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6 RepliesName: Sheniqua Console: Atari Username: ilikedicksinmyass Occupation: Devouring souls Gender: Dragon Hobbies: Sacrificing children to the one true lord, and sniffing my belly button
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I'm already dating a dragon so I'm good. :)
