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Edited by Rob the Thrall:
5/12/2015 10:40:23 PM
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If you found a Fallen toddler in a fallen ketch
You find a fallen baby
Dreg? Captain? Archon? Vandal?
What do you do?
You have just finished slaughtering the final
house boss, every fallen in the Ketch is dead. You look for treasures and loot to take back to the city and sell to Rahool and showcase for you children/wives at home. You hear cute screams coming from a room which has a crib and inside contains a fallen baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 since so many of you asked for a fallen-issued thread... Here it is. This is made for RandalTheVandal and Greg the Dreg. If some of the replies made you laugh [quote][/quote]make sure to like the thread so others can experience laughter in their hard days.
Edit:2 please state which creature of the fallen you like:
to brun alive with sparrow fuel/meat shield/wear as wardrobe
Edit:3 I wonder what fallen meat tastes like?
EDIT4: PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR astralouroboros's short story, he's a gifted writer who wrote stories on both the Hive thread and here, give him some love.
~~~~~~> https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/121045639/0/0/1
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A knife to the throat
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Send him to the void....
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Feed it ether seeds. Turn my gun without looking away and instant headshot a fallen captain
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Obviously raise it to be my sidekick! That would be so sick to have a little variks running around with me.
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Push the ketch over
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2 RepliesGet a baby Dreg, make it look cute and have it as my pet
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Yell, "I'm Dave Beckham" and take a perfect free kick with it......
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A baby servitor
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3 RepliesThe fallen aren't born into predetermined classes, it's whoever takes the biggest bong hits of ether that grow to be large
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First Fallen guardian
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Raise it as my companion/bodyguard
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I'd give it a right nova bomb
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1 ReplyYa gotta kill something with Necrochasm...
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2 RepliesPut on celestial nighthawk aim between the eyes and destroy that level 1 baby with 8x damage and watch it disintegrate into nothing.
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1 ReplySingle shot, back of the head.
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1 ReplyI WAAAS writing my own story, but I tapped Backspace and for some reason it made me go back....
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1 ReplyRaise him and give him 2 ghallys
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1 ReplyThe fallen babies are actually all the same. They grow depending on the amount of "ether" they consume.
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1 ReplyEdited by Swiftlock: 8/12/2015 5:00:53 AMI would wonder what the Fallen would do to a human toddler.
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Heavy synth and blow it into next week [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Ataturk: 8/12/2015 5:33:23 AMI would take the child and raise it as my own so I can have a little helper in the Prison Of Elders
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Edited by WyvernKiller02: 8/12/2015 5:35:44 AMI would raise it to be a guardian. It would be like variks without the smoking addiction. It could go into fallen bases and get intel, translate what fallen are saying, make it look like it is taking me prisoner but then we both pull out guns and kill all the fallen around us, and it could give u piggy back rides with its extra arms Edit 1- I'm reading some replies and u guys are heartless. It's a baby! U guys are saying u would kill a baby while looking it in the eyes and eat it. WTF?!?
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1 ReplyDregs are vandals vandals are captains etc... The baby is a fallen baby... That's it
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1 ReplyKidnap him and raise him as my own and then use him for future peace talks >_>
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1 ReplySay "Eyes up, fallen"
