Here's mine:
Stays out of crucible because of OP weapons, goes back into crucible because one now posses an OP weapon
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#Destiny
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[i]*wasn't able to to get iron banner pulse rifle*[/i] IRON BANNER PULSE RIFLE IS TOO OP. NERF IT!!!!
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I don't have any op weapons and I still play. You just gotta adapt and overcome. Not that hard
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1 ReplyI walked into a fallen and taken firefight and when they saw me, they literally stood shoulder to shoulder and fired at me. The Taken even bubbled up to help his Fallen Bro.
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$=€=£=¥?
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Bungie> We here you, you don't like repeating strikes constantly in the playlists. Fixed, bro. Players> Cool, one less thing to complain about. Many moons later... Bungie> We removed ALL y1 strikes(except Taniks) from the playlists, your welcome! Players> Third time on Bond Brothers in a row... deja vu...
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Edited by REZINN3: 10/25/2015 6:51:12 PMYou don't have an exotic weapon yet? Imma exclude you from any and every activity that gives you a chance of obtaining it. [spoiler]I'll miss you ghorn (oh wait, no I won't.)[/spoiler]
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When you load the mag into a nonexistent chamber. Cough scout rifles cough
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stranger contacts guardian needs to talk to us waits for us to kill everything "i dont have time to explain why i dont have time to explain."
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1 ReplyEdited by Exotic_Shadow7: 10/4/2015 12:10:30 AM> be skolas > fk sh*t up in prison and stuff > put blunts out on dregs heads > Warden catches you > you hear the usual tone > "fight, win..." > lol gg, more scrubs to kill > 3 guardians enter > you get swallowed by a metal bubble > metal bubble opens > pose n stuff > Chuck on solar burn and lightswitch > your cannon will 1 shot > dregs will 1 shot > captains will 1 shot > you hear sound from behind the far left side platform, sound like prim ammo synths >what scrubs > see a stick with wolf head on it poke round the corner > dammit.jpeg >it is gjallarhorn > You realise that it was heavy synths they popped > sp00ky.jpeg > it's fine as long as my servitors stay inside, they can't hurt me > *servitor bonds are broken* > get stun locked by wolf pack rounds > summon bombs > guardians take no notice > you die > drop your best possesion >*insert name here* has found pistol > shank burn >cri.exe
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Here is the progression of the common Destiny player my self-included. 1) Waits to buy game due to all of the bad press from people on the forums. 2) Breaks down, buys, and enjoys the living "S" out of it for a little bit. 3) Defends the game because I am enjoying the living "S" out of it. 4) Slowly but surely finds myself getting bored, but still plays then because friends are still playing. This leads to more defending the game. 5) D-day the time in which you finally get bored with it. You realize what it is. You figure out there is so much diminishing return vs time spent playing. You find yourself asking why I am putting more time into this cash grab. 6) New content is released. Here you finally have new stuff to go do, the game is amazing again, and then after about 10 hours of game time you have the eye opening moment. It's like you have done this before. Something feels eerily the same. Then I dons on you. This is their plan. 7) Denial. You quit the notion that this is a cash grab. You reject the idea that your grinding for hours doing the same strikes/raids/quests over, and over again. You embrace the rinse, and repeat game play. You make excuses for all the thing wrong with the game. You just keep playing. 8) Friends start to move on to new games. They start to tell you what you have known all along, but you were merely a pawn in the marketing ploy that is smeared every place including your trusty Gamespot. 9) Just a repeat of 5) above. 10) You hit the wall. You are just over Destiny. It’s like when you break up with that first hot chick. Yea she has a smashing body, but she has a hamburger vagina. The packaging looks amazing, but the contents inside are a hot mess. You find yourself writing a post about this entire endeavor, but you have this really weird feeling kind of like freedom. You go look into a mirror, and say to yourself it’s going to be ok. Then the screen fade to black. THE END!
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Bungie does A or B. Community whines if Bungie does A and wishes Bungie did B. Community whines if Bungie does B and wished Bungie did A. Translation: this community whines no matter what Bungie does.
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5 Replies>fires at tank's legs >heavy damage taken by tank >tank armour flies off >exposed tank leg takes less damage than armoured leg So, if I take off my armour in crucible, will I take less damage?
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1 ReplyIf you like Destiny and enjoy playing it, you're a Desticle. Anyone else find it funny how the unintelligent people on these forums fall back on this because they have nothing else to insult you with?
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Be me on earth I run into wall I die Wtf[spoiler]i stopped questioning logic [/spoiler]
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Rocket powered sparrow only provides forward momentum when on the ground
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Edited by danielwild794: 10/25/2015 4:20:25 PMRng means skill and experience.
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Starts darkblade strike "Deep in a hive prison......" Eris says. Later into strike Gets to bridge "Prison is the wrong term" -_-
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2 RepliesI just... I spawn die. Spawn die. SPAWN DIE, SPAWN DIE, SPAWN DIE, SPAWN DIE, SPAWN DIE, SPAWN DIEEEEEEE. FAAAAAAAAAAAK.
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Titan: Nightstalker glitch is cheating! Titan mains hunter now Hunter: No, it's just that bungie made the game wrong!
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320+ to run hardmode
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6 RepliesEdited by Moot: 8/29/2015 3:29:45 PM*Xur sells something bad* "FUK THIS GAME IM OUT!" *Xur sells something good* "YOU DIDNT EARN IT I QUIT!" *Bungie makes nightfall better* "YOU REMOVED THE LOADING SCREEN HOW COULD YOU?!" *Bungie makes a better strike based off feedback* "IT HAS EVERYTHING WE ASKED FOR WE HATE YOU BUNGIE!" #forumlogic (or lack of...)
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2 RepliesFly from Venus to Dreadnaught faster that from Cosmodrome to Tower.
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> be archon priest > cramped af inside this cell > my Bros tryin to get me out > soul being restored > feelsgoodman.jpg > 10 months pass > starting to get bored > waist deep in shit now. Pee too. > cell so boring > hear commotion outside > cell door opens > poo spilling everywhere > I'm finally safe > life's great [spoiler]>all 3 burns active[/spoiler] [spoiler]> sprayed by gjallarhorn rockets[/spoiler] [spoiler]> dead after being free for 7 seconds[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDrop system fixed: I hold 8 Crest of Alpha Lupi, 2 TLW. Why U no drop Jade Rabbit?
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1 Reply>grinds out 20 moldering shards >kills oryx >gets hyped for special drop >gets 3 moldering shards and antiquated rune
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Enemies have no cooldown times on any abilities, no reload times, and all elemental attacks, with variable ROF, range, little to no damage drop off, and max aim assist as evidence by immediate and precise aim adjustments while you move, they aren't trying to shoot at you, the are locked on. Also, look how much damage ultras like the taken bosses do to you, but the whole taken army couldn't kill a fallen captain and barely managed to kill his 3 low level dreggs, not that they were killing anything back. If damage is static, than all enemies have much more health than guardians, but we seem to do much more damage to them, guardians are like some venomous super cockroach, easy to kill one as long as it doesn't bite you, but keeps coming back.