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Edited by BlxckMass SMF:
3/10/2015 5:12:29 AM
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(Insert destiny logic here)
Here's mine:
Stays out of crucible because of OP weapons, goes back into crucible because one now posses an OP weapon
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesBungie fixes major issues with the game and continues making the game better and better Community still bitches about everything
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3 Replies>Goes into crucible >slays everyone >gets "best around" medal Rewards You-Nothing 2nd-strange coin 3rd-2 motes 4th-Felwinters Lie 5th-Jolders Hammer and Btrd 6th-GJALLARHORN and Jolders Hammer
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I see that you don't have the supercell... Oh! But had 6 last words. You probably love it. Here have another one. -Destiny intelligent RNG
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1 ReplyEdited by iSeeBulletz: 10/26/2015 1:35:51 PM*kid makes stupid joke* *i laugh* *teacher kicks me out of class instead of kid that made joke* *Destiny Logic*
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OP weapon not OP anymore. Find new most OP weapon.
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Toland the shattered knows everything about the hive. Goes into pit with fireteam to kill Crota. Forgets all that just to learn high pitched squeels from ir yut even though to learn it he has to die and he knows that.
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Can open multi-level ancient encryptions in the blink of an eye and reanimate dead guardians, literally hits every alarm under the sun
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1 Reply>alien races hate each other >guardian walks in "FOCUS FIRE ON THAT 1 GUY"
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Shoots armored walker's leg, 50 damage Shoots unarmored walker's leg 15 damage
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Edited by Warcome: 10/26/2015 7:06:50 AMYou're gonna get rekt by hardscoper bitches and shotguns on crucible. Gonna get butty tickled by Taken Captains and pissed off by taken Goblin giving the enemies a shield
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7 RepliesI cant do raid on launch day. Looks for team on second day. "Must have done the raid before" Still hasn't done raid Cries
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Edited by Trigger BladeX: 10/26/2015 6:06:52 AMSpace Magic That's all the logic you need.
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1 ReplyEris: Oh no, Crota murdered all of our friends. What do we do? Eriana: I know! Let's find some insane Hive-obsessed dude that was exiled and then jump into the Hellmouth and kill Crota! Eris: Brilliant! Let's also drag down three other ignorant Guardians into the pit with us!
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No enemies have to reload.
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5 RepliesEdited by AndrewY263: 10/26/2015 4:21:24 AM> be oryx > install mobile throne world app for dreadnaught.jpeg > 6 wild guardians appear > fck.jpeg > use impenetrable wall > oh sh!t left my glow in the dark relic keys outside > it's K send out security team to rekt guardians > hear primary synths being cracked > security team is promptly met by Touch of Malices > wall is disabled, portal open > all good installed totems of death > my wizard hoes be dropping their fragrance all over da place > guardians pick up fragrance, totem.jpeg is corrupted > send bros and hoes to kill guardians > all promptly met by ToM's > war priest my main Bruh > hear sync plates being stepped on > war priest promptly met by ToM's > haha, they will never figure out how to get over chasm > be tomb ship rush hour > guardians jump in crack in wall > tf not even the sync plate bruh > all good just bought my pet ogre its own dank cellar > forgets to lock door > oh no, golgoroth my pet ogre don't die > all good install tabletofruin.jpeg > guardians no die > golgoroth is promptly met by 6 ToM's > oh no my bb gurls still praying for da booty > guardians use relic.jpeg > steal bb gurl fragrances > bb gurls met by ToM's > shet I'm summoned > tells knock knock joke (slam fist), nobody home > guardians use relic.jpeg > send moar pet ogres and my vessel bro > synths popped, ogres and vessel gone > wtf my chest can open? > install allahu ackbar floor > guardians no die > sends shade of oryx to kill guardians in dimension > shade trips, met by ToM's > oh fck.jpeg [spoiler]> chest opens one more time[/spoiler] [spoiler]> I am being shut down by 6 ToM's[/spoiler] [spoiler]> oh no, drops most precious oryx possessions[/spoiler] [spoiler]> oryx drops Mouldering Shards[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLet's buff the hardlight, nechrocasm, and universal remote! Now Let's make them useless in year 2!
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Oh so your going 0 and 10 in control, here's a gjallarhorn.
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NERF EVERYTHING BECAUSE I SUCK!!!
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Travel to distant planets in seconds. No directional compass.
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"We want more cutscenes!.... that we can skip!
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3 Replies"Taniks is jamming our comms" (5 seconds later) "Fight well guardian fight for honor"
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No good comeback = destinytracker.com
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3 brothers pick 3 different characters, now totally different species from each other, hatred is strong....
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>Complains about how the raid weapons are useless >Uses Raid Weapon
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8 RepliesBTRD bungie totally ruined destiny
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1 ReplyEdited by Astonishing-joey: 10/26/2015 3:45:52 AM>Falls hundreds of feet down in the hellmouth, barely lives >Dies falling 2 feet on a rock
