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7/22/2008 10:05:52 AM
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I Just Pulled a 14 Inch Hair Out of my Butt! *Updated*
About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok?
*Update*
I just realized that about 2 weeks ago when I was visiting San Fransisco(I live in Maine) I had a burrito from a local business which had many dirty people in it. What's weird is that I jokingly asked my uncle if I was going to get a butt worm. Obviously he said NO but maybe he was wrong.
[Edited on 07.22.2008 3:01 PM PDT]
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lmao i cant stop laughing
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You got a helluva worm lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 About 10 minutes ago I decided to go to bed(it's 5:03Am here) and as I was just falling asleep I went to itch my butt and I noticed a hair that was unlike any of my hairs so I pulled it out. When I pulled it out I realized it was over a foot long. How did it get in there? Am I going to be ok? [/quote] Ban hammer worthy material?! =D LOCKED! [Edited on 07.22.2008 4:14 AM PDT]
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It's hilarious that you whipped out a ruler and measured that thing (I'm assuming lol).
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Okay i wrote and memorised a 6 minute speech in an hour. I rock. I had to get some more lolz from this before i went to sleep, but now I must go. btw, spongejerk, you should start a group dedicated to people who have gone through your unusual situation. Maybe you could get it made into a wig?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda Okay i wrote and memorised a 6 minute speech in an hour. I rock. I had to get some more lolz from this before i went to sleep, but now I must go. btw, spongejerk, you should start a group dedicated to people who have gone through your unusual situation. Maybe you could get it made into a wig?[/quote] So you memorized it? What about the papers in Physics and accounting?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Leet Sauce It's hilarious that you whipped out a ruler and measured that thing (I'm assuming lol).[/quote] I can imagine how awkward that must've been.
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Pubic hair can grow to 14 inches and it was in your butt....
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how funny would it have been if it was a endless piece of hair *scratches butt* "whats this?" *pulls*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSC Leader how funny would it have been if it was a endless piece of hair *scratches butt* "whats this?" *pulls* [/quote] [i]That would be hilarious.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xCODx CHAOS Are you serious? It might have been some kind of parasite.[/quote] Ok, I'm really scared now! I don't remember where I put the hair either so I can't check and see if it is really a hair.[/quote] It runned away to crawl up your butt another day. :D
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Ever see the end result of what happens when a dog eats yarn. Well there you go....
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I got one of these out of my belly button one day, It now resides in a frame on my wall.
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=O That is disgusting!
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I lol'ed. Hard.
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hahaha i lol'd at nearly every post
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lol best thread ever!
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sweet lord, why did you measure it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toothpick Pics or it didn't happen..[/quote] This literally had me laughing for about 30 seconds.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spongejerk89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] llamalizard It's your boyfriends. that is one of the most disgusting thing I've heard today. 14-inch?[/quote] Yes, an it did not feel good coming out.[/quote]i bet u thought it felt good going in: p
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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is this thread of the year material right here??
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thats gotta hurt
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Sticky this Recon Number 54
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...*shudders* Oh my goodness, I found a hair in my mouth! *Spits on monitor screen* (Yes this really happened) Ugh, now I have a hear for stray hair.
