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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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I use my box cutting drone, and... [spoiler]I use the drone to cut open another box into a sword then use the sword to cut open a paper box which has a tungsten sword that I use to cut open OP's Cut Creatively Box.[/spoiler]
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>finds Alduin >beats and enslaves Alduin >forces Alduin to devour the box's soul, thus rendering it nonexistent >thanksAlduinnowdie.gif >looks at what was inside
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I would throw it across a field into a hole i dug and then bury the hole then put magic growing stuff on it and a tree will grow many more of these boxes and then i will repeat with every box until someone is confused and opens the box themselves
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Crush it with deez nutz
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I take the box on a galactic adventure to stop the Reapers
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1 ReplyItvwould ask "password" to where i would say "lord and savior gaben" to whom witch the box will open and half life 3, left for dead3, portal3, and TF3 will be inside
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I'd just stare at it then have my eyes water and dissolve the box bam
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Throw batarangs at it until it opens or explodes.
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I would nuke it from orbit
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Use a gun that shoots rainbows
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Throw unicorn babies at it a hope their horn break the box.
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I would take it to Walmart and tell tell then there product is faulty so they ask why and I answer it won't open they open it for me I go home
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[b]Step 1)[/b] Cut along the perimeter of the bottom of the box [b]Step 2)[/b] Make sure the flaps on top of the box are not sealed shut. [b]Step 3)[/b] Place the entire box, including the bottom panel, on top of an object which has a smaller top, but equals the box's height. [b]Step 4)[/b] Pull the box, by the sides, downward. As you pull the box down, the bottom of the box will stay on top of the object and the conents of the box will push the flaps open. The contents of the box will now be atop a pedestal, all glorious-like. [b]Step 5)[/b] ??? [b]Step 6)[/b] Profit
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I would start by asking God to do it for me, then wait an eternity as nothing happens. I would then come to the conclusion that there is no God and grab the futuristic death rays of the future (I waited a whole eternity) and blast the box to oblivion.
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1 ReplyAll I need is a rolling pin and a cucumber Id easily just flatten the cucumber then throw the rolling pin to the side and use the key to open the box.
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1 ReplyPee on it until it disintegrates
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Put a huge ass nope spider on it. Wait for people to burn the box down. Stare vividly at the remains.
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Why can't my dick open it?
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1 ReplyAttempt to open the box using my mind. Failing that, throw a cover on it and take it to Comicon. Stay outside running a rigged card game. Inevitably someone realizes it's rigged and assumes that something in the box is helping me cheat. They rip the cover off and hastily open the box to look.
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Cut the edges to make the box's flaps fall neatly and organized to reveal my reward for my triumphant victory.
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Give it to my cats. They'll chew that sucker open.[spoiler]Then sit in it.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Aldrich: 4/30/2015 4:27:57 AM(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡□
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 4/30/2015 4:16:24 AMBlank post twice so i can get the 2000th post to open the box.
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Edited by Magic_Nek0: 4/9/2015 12:13:47 PMPaint it black so police will beat it open Sorry, I forgot this isn't a jokes thread
