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Edited by Elbow Macaroni:
12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?
What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Spyro: 7/15/2015 7:35:52 AMA girl once asked me for a hug back in middle school. I was puzzled at first, but I just went right ahead and did it. When I felt those breast, that soft body, and warm arms around me, I knew I was making history. I then climbed mountains, crossed deserts, and sailed seas to get to Houston, where I must deliver this information to NASA. I arrive a their headquarters and get stopped by a a pair of guards holding assault rifles. I tell them of what happen and they both look at each other. They than look back at me and tell me to follow them. I'm taken inside this secret laboratory filled with guys in hazmat suits and alien bodies. The guards tell the hazmat suit guys about my experience and the guards then come over to me and bring me to another section of the laboratory filled with doctors. The hazmat suit guys tell the doctors of what I went through. The doctors then put me on a table and conduct experiments on me, looking for traces of the female creature. After hours of experiments, forensic scans, and x-rays, I'm set free. The very next day, faster than light travel is developed. Coincidence? I think not!
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5 RepliesShe said "let's make out on top of this cliff when it reaches sundown" and I was like "hell naw" and pushed her off the edge.... Ok, I didn't push her off the edge... [spoiler]i threw her. She went like a flaming javelin fired from a 75mm nuclear powered cannon[/spoiler] [spoiler]i got kinda carried away[/spoiler]
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Once a girl said "EEEEEGGGHHH!!! " in my ear in the hallway at my high school... I was scared that whole day.
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Deez Nuts [spoiler]Not even joking[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy girlfriend told me I'm cute, how weird is that?
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i grabbed your butt did you feel it
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Nothing i ignore them cause i think its a prank by their friends
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Today in school this girl asked if they could lick my hair. I'm not comfortable with this person in the same room as me anymore.
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11 RepliesWe were making out, when She whispered in my ear and said [spoiler]the game[/spoiler]
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Dicks are better than vajs [spoiler]then proceeded to taunt her with all the great things a dick can do [/spoiler]
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7 Replies"Stephen Hawking is the skater, right?"
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"Wow your the [u]bestest[/u] friend ever!" :'(
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1 ReplyPee on me
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3 RepliesEdited by Rafiki Luvs U: 10/5/2015 7:46:29 PMHad this girl tell me one time to take her bra off.. so I took it off.. then she said to take her panties off.. so I did.. then she said if she ever catches me in her underwear again she'll call the cops.. women..
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I'm the nice one, right?
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"Please I wanna just wanna hold it" - said after I revealed I needed to pee.
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1 Reply5 ft 7 isn't short mate it's around average
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1 Reply"Your eyes are really pretty. I want to just cut them out and mail them to myself."
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2 Replies[quote]What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick. I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story. [spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler][/quote] To do sex to them, im gay and most of the time they know i am gay. That is one of many weird things a girl would say to me.
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"I worship you."
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I overheard this Girl"why won't my boyfriend buy me a diamond in crusted dildo"
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"You have cute small thumbs" [i]...Ok?[/i]
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I think your cute but also a twat
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I was in a store and a grill walked up to me and asked of she could touch my hair.
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2 RepliesI was walking in the hallway and some random girl told me I had a nice ass
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Hi ^-^
