One time I lied about taking a cookie from the cookie jar.
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#Offtopic
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4 Replies"Girls are easy to get" [b][i][u]B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.[/u][/i][/b]
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3 RepliesSomebody called me to tell me my aunt died... She had been in the hospital for a few weeks and was quite sick... It was a prank call. Who does that?
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That I wouldn't be visiting a psychiatrist.
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"Dude, OP isn't a fag"
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12 RepliesThat halo 4 was worth 60 bucks
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2 Replies"Oh you were in the army? So was I! (Proceeds to talk about such BS that even a soldier fresh outta training wouldnt buy)" Its the worst because I dont understand why someone would lie about going to war to someone that actually lost friends and fellow soldiers at war.
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14 RepliesYou shouldn't take money from your church Avy. Jesus might cry.
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"I really do love you but I can't do this anymore" Next day she texts me this "I'm too young to know what love is, I want to focus on school". Next week she goes out with the ugliest Tucker in school. I think I turned her into a slut.
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2 Replies[quote]I did not have sexual relations with that woman.[/quote]
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6 RepliesMaybe it was because he felt that a married woman was starting to obtain feelings for him that she shouldn't. Maybe he felt this way because the one and only time he said he'd be online to play some Halo, he could not due to his job and she got mad, a little jealous perhaps. Maybe it made he feel uncomfortable that she would want him to call her when her husband wasn't around but yet, at the same time he just thought they were only platonic friends and made this very clear to her from the beginning so why shouldn't husband know? Maybe instead of focusing on this lie and making a post about it because there is way more important going on in your life, ie; your marriage, that maybe this was just a nice way of saying hey enough about me, and I don't wanna hurt your feelings sort of lie. I don't know, just maybe.
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>Hanging out with a girl >Day before we go back to school >Sun is setting >Romantic as -blam!- >I'm laying down with my head on her lap >Going to ask her out the next day after everything went so smoothly >She's tells me that she's single that day over casual talk >Next day she's dating a guy and I'm pissed and crushed >Proceeds to destroy our relationship for the next year I'm over it now, but I'll probably never forget this one
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1 Reply"I will bring change to this nation."
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Edited by Src4mblerr: 10/11/2013 4:51:29 AM"I didn't care about you during that relationship at all, ever."
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"I love you."
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"you're not cool"
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I love you
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9 Replies[quote]God exists.[/quote]
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3 RepliesProbably when my friend told me that the only way to become an elite in Halo 3 was to let him kill me about 10 times, then push all the buttons at the same time and jump to my death. I did this for hours -_-
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6 RepliesNatural rights.
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1 Reply'Im a woman"
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"You're my best friend and nothing you say can change my opinion of you" xD
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Religion is a good thing!
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"Try it, you'll like it!"
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2 RepliesMy ex girlfriend, said I love you and also saying she and my best friend were only friends. Only for her to dump me and date him. Should have see it coming.
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2 Replies"Welcome to Bungie.net!"
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1 Reply"Avy is awesome!"