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7/17/2020 4:14:08 PM
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The truth on how Eris survived for decades in the Hellmouth
“It took a long time for me to see that sometimes the best way to honor the dead was to live your best life. And above all...to brush your teeth. Dental hygiene is key to a long life. Trust me. I should know.”
She constantly brushed her teeth. She may be Lightless but she has been brushing her teeth consistently when she was stuck in the Hellmouth. Ever since she returned, Eris spread her wisdom by handing out celery and raisins during Festival of the Lost. Brush your teeth Guardians. You’ll live much longer.
[spoiler]Always brush your teeth.[/spoiler]
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She had a hive onlyfans.
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Nah bro, she just straight up got beavered out of the Hellmouth, thus she was booted back to orbit and made her way back to the City.
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she didn’t. she is savathun in disguise Another theory she was kept safe by savathun. this one actually makes sense.
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Think she probably did certain "favors" for Crota.
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1 Replyalso remember to floss!
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3 RepliesEdited by joanespotatos: 7/18/2020 10:01:58 PMIm a exo. I dont have teeth.
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1 ReplyEdited by Barracon: 7/18/2020 6:48:11 PMBut what did she use as toothpaste?...... cant imagine those butterfly things would do. And of course toothbrushes last about 3 months so she would need to make another, prolly out of hive bones and then there are the bristles, maybe those plants we see now and then.
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1 ReplyThe reason it's called the Hellmouth is because that's where people go when they don't brush their teeth.
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9/10 Hive dentists approve
