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5/20/2020 8:51:48 PM
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Playing a prank on my friend
I have a near and dear friend whom I greatly enjoy annoying.
His girlfriend also takes great pleasure in getting on his nerves, so we have joined forces to annoy the unsuspecting man.
He adores starwars and is trying to get her into it. She never really had any interest but is willing to humor him. But we are devising a plan to make it rough on him.
She just needs to know what statements and questions to ask in order to frustrate this devoted fan. While I too am a huge starwars fan, I am more disconnected than he is, and have a hard time coming up with offensive material.
So I ask you to aid me in this quest. How would you annoy a starwars fan?
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2 RepliesHmm... I’m not sure, but I’ve got a way you can prank both of them, assuming they’re intimate. Secretly tell the girlfriend that your friend is really uncomfortable about bringing up the subject, but he has a fantasy about having a finger in his youknowwhat during sex. The key will be making sure the girlfriend doesn’t bring up the topic with him, and just goes with it. It could have a variety of outcomes, all funnier than the last.
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“So are they in the Clone Wars right now, or the Star Wars?”
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1 ReplyHave his girlfriend dress up as slave Leia but with a JarJar mask on.
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4 RepliesWhile watching, and after it's well under way, have her exclaim, "This just a ripoff of Kurosawa's [i]The Hidden Fortess[/i]." This works, because it's true. It will work best if she actually watches [i]The Hidden Fortess[/i], but if she doesn't want to take the time & effort to do that, she can always fake it with [url=https://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-and-the-hidden-fortress/]some online help [/url] (after you explain she's missing out on a true gem). If she fakes her way through it, maybe they can watch it together later.
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1 ReplyTell him that Lumiya was Darth Vader’s waifu, and Mara Jade was Karrde’s side hoe
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5 RepliesCall a lightsaber a light sword Call a blaster a beam gun Say Rose was the best Star Wars character Say Episode 8 was the best Say jar Jar binks was a good character Say Darth Maul should’ve stayed dead Say the Clone Wars suck Say the Original trilogy was overrated Call Revenge of the Sith boring Say order 66 was lame and carried no emotion or drama Act all excited whenever Rey does something cool
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Why is Luke's last name Skywalker when his dad's last name is Vader? If lightsabers are made of light, why don't they go on forever? Also, why don't they go through each other? When did everyone learn how to speak Chewbacca? Why doesn't Leia wear a bra? How did the Empire take over the galaxy with such shitty soldiers? How do people live on Tatoine where there aren't any plants to make oxygen? So, Luke is King Arthur, Han is Lancelot, Leia is Guenevere, and Obi-wan Kenobi is Merlin, right? Is force unlimited or do they need to use mana or something? When do we see the guy with pointy ears? Or is this before that because they don't have teleport thingies yet? How did Han know when to dodge Greedo's shot? It would have been better if he shot Greedo first. I thought the blue elephant in the bar was a main character, but he's only in the one scene. Is he more important later? Why is the millennial falcon a hunk of junk but also the fastest? If it broke records it should be famous, right? Why would a fat slug-creature be attracted to a pasty waif? Is the plumbing even compatable? Why would the deathstar have a vent that conveniently takes it out? That's like taking down a tank by shoving a potato up it's exhaust pipe. Why do they call him Lord Vader? Is he a king or something? ... OH MY GAWD! Is he Leia's dad?!?!
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How devout of a fan are we talking? Has he read all the books by Timothy Zahn? Or the legends extended universe? If he has, I have some great ones. But I have some others: Rey is the chosen one. She beat palpatine right? Pronounce palpatine—-Paapatine Solo is one of the best Star Wars movies, period
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10 RepliesMake sure she pronounces it [i]Dark[/i] Vader
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2 RepliesLegends or canon?
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Ask where Picard’s ghost appears. Also ask why Dark Helmet is so tall when Darth Vader first appears. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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Ask him “where’s Spock”?
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Confuse boba with his father.
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Have her refer to Chewbacca as an Ewok
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4 Replies... I dunno, have her ask where John Candy is... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBasically mixing Star Trek into it in any way is very annoying. I know from experience.
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Acknowledge the sequel trilogy as canon
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Whenever Darth Vader appears on screen, look around confused and ask if any kitchen appliances are malfunctioning.
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Have her say Rose was the best character.
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1 ReplyThe easiest way to trigger a Star Wars fanboy is to say the Prequels are worse than the Sequels.
