[i]Speakerofthedeep saunters casually into a hospital waiting room. It is well lit, clean and populated with numerous familiar faces from Offtopic. He turns and smiles at the camera [/i] [quote][b]...Hi, I'm speakerofthedeep, Some of you might know me as the Rider of Famine, Adrunknakedguy, or SmilingSerpent…. and I am in a hospital waiting room....[/b] [/quote] [i]Speaker stops and greets Tiger who is murmuring angrily to himself, Tiger flips him off and goes back to murmuring[/i] [quote][b]… Good to see you too buddy![/b][/quote] [i]back to camera[/i] [quote][b]...It's not unlike any other Hospital waiting room... with one difference... it was born from the imagination of a user...[/b][/quote] [i]Pats Mk300mk on the head as he rocks back and forth in his straitjacket screaming about how Amazon Prime stole his socks, Mk snaps at Speakers fingers and starts saying "Grow, grow, grow" over and over[/i] [quote][b]… Yes you will pal...[/b][/quote] [i]back to camera walking[/i] [quote][b]…Thats why I would always vote for a president that will represent the Users of Offtopic... In all their insane glory...[/b][/quote] [i]turns to geriatric patient and stops to help him to a chair from his walker[/i] [quote][b]…Easy there Xombie, it's not the Indy 500....[/b] [i]laughs in politician[/i][/quote] [i]Xombie mutters a string of expletives[/i] [i]back to camera and walking[/i] [quote][b]...But there are some who would hand the highest office of our make believe government to a Ninja... I don't know about you, but all that power in one place... thats a scary thought....[/b][/quote] [i]Stops in front of camera[/i] [quote][b]That's why I am officially endorsing the Witch Queen Nil.... A proven record.... a winning spirit.... and the power to make the weak tremble. [/b][/quote] [i]Xombie tries escaping again in a demented haze, Speaker pushes him back into the chair. Keeps smiling[/i] [quote][b]Witch Queen Nil has shown that she has what it takes to lead the Offtopic and subjugate the masses, for the betterment of all its Users... Don't elect a Ninja...[/b][/quote] [quote]Just listen to a few of these testimonials![/quote] [i]Cut to a interview of an undead[/i] "uhhhhhhhh…." [i]Cut to interview with prisoner of the Nowhere[/i] "Please.. oh god please [u]vote for her[/u]... please... tell my family I love them!" [i]Cut back to speaker[/i] [quote][b]What does a hospital have to do with any of this ? [i]*Laughs in politician*[/i] absolutely nothing, but a user made it[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Elect a true User leader Vote for Witch Queen Nil If you don't... you'll regret it[/b] [/quote] [i]*Winning smile*[/i] [i]*This advertisement paid for by the citizens of the Nowhere and the Deep for Witch Queen Nil, all hail the witch queen and Obey*[/i]