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6/15/2018 1:53:10 PM
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Because a real man does not want swamp ass, nor does he wear underwear.
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Because real men want their finely tuned engine of female pleasurement cut to ribbons by a trouser zipper. Right. That's like leaving your quarter-million dollar Ferrari outside in a city noted for its acid rain.
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Then you do not know how to wear your pants correctly, which real men do. I know this because I have not worn underwear in about 25 years, no damage from any zippers and not one complaint from any of the women I have been with, nor has my right hand complained.
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Lot lizards only complain if you pay in nickels
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You are still mad that she stuffed that roll of nickels up your butt, aren't you?
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I prefer silver dollar rolls.
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I know you do, I think that is the real reason you were so pissed off at that Lot Lizard.
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