Me: *opens heavy ammo*
Shaxx: OOOHH. I can't WAIT to see what you do with that.
Me: I'm... I'm just gonna go shoot that guy. Stop being weird. Put the lotion away.
Shaxx: Don't spend all that ammo in one place!
Me: It's 1 rocket. I literally don't have any other option. Can you please just stop talking for like 5 minutes?
Shaxx: Supremacy!
Me: We can't be friends anymore.
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1 Reply*nova bombs arc strider* Me: “ha nice that was pretty c- Shaxx: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
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1 Replygot a 10x killstreak and shaxx said "who says warlocks are better with books than with guns? i did... i said that..." join in shaxx and get your ass whooped by a lock is waht i say to that
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2 RepliesThe only good thing about the Crucible is hearing Shaxx go crazy.
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"Hivebane, i love it" "Hivebane, hahahaha... i [i]LOVE[/i] it" "Dont be shy ;]" Me: *Jumps off tower*
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Hahahahaha
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Whenever he says “I love it” it sounds like he’s screaming I LOVE YOU and I was like woah buddy calm down
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I wish i felt half the excitement shaxx does when i shoot a guy with my golden gun out of their super.
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1 ReplyBest one is in the tower, if you stand by him and listen to him, one of the lines he says is: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T CONCENTRATE WHEN I'M YELLING?!!!"
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2 RepliesFIGHT FOREVER GUARDIAN!
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2 RepliesNo guys, don't nerf Shaxx. We need to buff the other characters.
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Me: Is there anywhere I can see my medals? Shaxx: No.
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Nooo, keep Shaxx the same! That guy cracks me up....I need him to make me laugh when crucible is getting too much and stressing me out. lol KEEP SHAXX THE SAME!!!
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Shaxx is tha boss
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Shaxx is my favorite.
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Edited by Airhawkeye: 10/2/2017 11:02:49 PM"You looked death in it's beady eyes and spat in them"
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Me in the beta: Is that a titan. F that guy. (Kills Titan) Shaxx: You shut the enemy down. Me: Sees a warlock. Shaxx: You shut the enemy down. Double kill. Me: Sees a titan. Shaxx: You shut the enemy down. Triple down. Me: Sees a hunter. Shaxx: You shut the enemy down. Was that all of them? THAT WAS ALL OF THEM! (Sees Annihilation Medal) Me: Screams in mic.
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"WHO SAID WARLOCKS ARE BETTER WITH BOOKS THAN WITH GUNS?!......okay...it was me....BUT THAT WAS A LIE!!!"
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Edited by Madman Asunder: 10/3/2017 1:04:16 AM"Be intense forever, Guardian!!!!" "was that all of them??? THAT WAS ALL OF THEM?" ... may Shaxx never chill.
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Strength in numbers, guardian
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Worst character in the entire game. Worse than the maggots on the Dreadnaught
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I remember standing at the vault and hearing Shaxx saying "What do you mean I have no chill!? THIS IS MY CHILL!"
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I’m actually in love with shaxxy boi... [spoiler]don’t tell anyone[/spoiler]
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Shaxxx is the John Madden of Destiny.
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5 RepliesThe best is shaxx 25 kill streak we ran out of medals speech from D1
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2 RepliesSupremacy does seem to come up more than Control and Clash in Quickplay.