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Edited by TotalRedemption:
10/1/2017 5:38:49 PM
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Shaxx Needs to Chill
Me: *opens heavy ammo*
Shaxx: OOOHH. I can't WAIT to see what you do with that.
Me: I'm... I'm just gonna go shoot that guy. Stop being weird. Put the lotion away.
Shaxx: Don't spend all that ammo in one place!
Me: It's 1 rocket. I literally don't have any other option. Can you please just stop talking for like 5 minutes?
Shaxx: Supremacy!
Me: We can't be friends anymore.
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You ever hear Mr. Torque in Borderlands?
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*gets triple kill* Shax-“Beautiful!” *fapping sounds*
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1 ReplyHave you been on a 10+ kill streak? Its hilarious, almost died laughing.
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HAHAHA
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"is that the smell of victory?"
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1 ReplyShaxx* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN I'M YELLING?!! "RELAX!"
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1 ReplyWhen you're in the tower chilling and trying on shaders and you hear him yelling so loudly that it sounds like domestic violence.....
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Chill? NO , We need a free dlc thats allows him to take over for a special scored strike thing in D2. He gets more more and more blood thirst as you kill and stay alive, and if you go unbroken, aka no deaths in a strike? He loses his goes on a rant about how badass you are. Or a Damned Horde mode, that would be awesome
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4 Replies[quote]"Do you like it better when Lord Saladin oversees these matches? Do I look like I care? Get back in there"[/quote] I love Shaxx, I just want one scene where I get to watch him fight. He will always be my favorite Destiny character.
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"Do you like it when Lord Saladin oversees these matches? Does it look like I care. Get back out there." - Best of Shaxx
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1 ReplyThe guy who voices shaxx should be an Esports commentator.
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Love old shaxxy saying "oohhh I can't wait to see what you do with that!" When I pull out my sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyOne of my favorite quotes from the new Shaxx happens at the end of a match. "You looked death in his beady eyes and you spat in them!" The way he says that cracks me up every time.
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Edited by Heliocop: 10/4/2017 7:47:07 AMHow bout when you get leaves none standing and he gives you his o voice. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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If you went on a 15 streak in D1 he would basically blow his load but still talk while fatigued. Fun times
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3 RepliesEdited by KannibalKlown: 10/2/2017 8:09:54 PMMy favorite night in destiny 1 was one of the few times I wore a headset in pvp It was right after an update. Ttk Or roi Anyway I’m hearing Shaxx say some new things. I’m like “cool new dialog” Then he starts cursing. And I’m like wtf. Bungie grew a pair. Then he says something about another players momma (saying the handles name) and im like WHAT THE F Dude on my team was doing a spot on Shaxx impersonation. I only realized it when he started laughing at his own Momma joke. Like. Totally spot on.
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1 ReplyI would buy a Shaxx DLC without a second thought. I love that guy.
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2 RepliesShaxx needs to be louder and more aggressive.
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FIIIIGHT FOREVERRR GUARDIAN! ..... Shaxx.. bruh. Chill.
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3 RepliesBetween the comments he makes in Destiny 1 & 2. If I were to ever meet the voice actor in real life, I would break his jaw so he couldn't talk anymore. I can't stand getting yelled at when I am losing.
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1 ReplyI have a feeling that Shaxx only runs the crucible because he has some weird fighting fetish
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1 ReplyIn the game Shaxx can be entertaining, but he is not the type of person I would want to work with in real life.
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Edited by PuffPadre: 10/4/2017 2:28:00 AM“[b][i][u]TELL THEM TO LINE UP FASTER[/u][/i][/b]”
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1 ReplyWhat about the rant where's all "ID RIP OUT A VEX HEART WITH MY TEETH, ID STICK MY FARTSTICK DOWN THE DEFECATION HOLE OF A CABAL" like, calm down shaxm8, after all, we're just training in the Crucible to better protect the city, allegedly.
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1 ReplyShaxx: "Who said Warlocks weren't as good with guns as they are with books!" Shaxx: "...Okay it was me"
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Listening to Shaxx lose his shit is one of my joys in life.
