How to shitpost: Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Hillary Clinton the Wise? It's a Political legend. Hillary Clinton was a Nasty Woman of the Liberals so powerful and so wise, she could use the Media to influence the minds of people to create...Voter fraud. She had such a knowledge of the Liberal Agenda, she could even keep the ones she cared about...from losing. She became so powerful, the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power...which, eventually of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught Donald Trump everything she knew. Then Donald Trump beat her in the election. Ironic. She could save others from losing...but not herself.

Trust me, no one in #Offtopic needs to be told how to shitpost.

This thread is a shitpost, but not a good one.

Here's a tutorial from June 7th, 2008, from our good friend NAKED N00B, on the Halo 3 forums: [quote]Is it me or does the sniper gun just have way too much range? Just because its accurate doesn't mean it needs to shoot far. I mean Tiger Woods is accurate, but he doesn't pull up from half court and score a grand slam now does he? The sniper is too powerful from far away. I mean every game I'm in there is some noob off to the side just sniping everyone. I was playing on Last Resort and the noob didn't even let me charge up my laser. He just noob shotted me in the head. Bungie, there is something wrong here. Last game on the Pit me and my little brother rushed Rockets and shotgun when the game started, but this noob didn't even follow us. He went straight for sniper gun. And then me and my brother got killed by some BR noobs and they took our Rockets and then that sniper noob just kept killing people from the side. He had almost all of our teams kills. I got so mad at him for stealing my kills I went up and betrayed him because I wanted to show that idiot I don't deal with noobs on my team. Then I picked up his sniper gun and wasted all of the ammo. I'd rather have 5 kills and 20 deaths with skill weapons than going 20-1 (I guess I was the only one that could kill that noob) with that noob sniper. So thats what I did. I showed him that I have zero tolerance for noobs on my team. It takes no skill to use a sniper, you just shoot their head once. I think you should improve a gun that requires more skill. Thats why I think you should give the shotgun more range. Not as much as the sniper gun, but about as much as the BR. This way skilled players like myself will have a chance with these noobs. Its impossible to take out a sniper with the shotgun. Another way to change is to add some spread to the sniper gun. That really showed those BR noobs. I think it could be very good in stopping the sniper gun noobs. [/quote]

This is why you're my designated Bungie.net crush. [spoiler]Peekaboo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

Am I doing it right?

Curios cause name [spoiler]are you a girl? [/spoiler]

This itself is a good example of a shitpost

If you do any of this, you're a horrible shit poster... Elegiac, TCD, Onion Beetle, I could go, [i]those[/i] are shit posters.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes, I think you are wrong. In an age where false morels are a diamond dozen, true bird shoes are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So, I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can, because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument, you seem to throw everything in but the kitch and stink, and even though you are having a feel day with this, I am here to bring you back into realty. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your red or brick. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of morel righteousness. A perquisite is to remember what comes around grows abound, and when supply and command fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my worlds, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to kill two stoned birds. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and except the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but, I swear on my mother's grade and her mating name that, when you put the petal to the medal, you will past with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Well well well. Haven't seen you in a long ass time

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