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Edited by Silent:
5/31/2017 4:10:48 AM
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Satan Isn't Evil
Satan, Lucifer, The Devil, the Thunder From Down Under, The -- uh... He's not evil.
First off, he's an angel, or at least was. He was created by God himself. He was banished to Hell and transformed after refusing to worship humans, which I agree that he shouldn't have had to. He was an angel, after all. We should have been worshipping [b]him.[/b]
Hell is not his domain of torture where he pulls people in to cause suffering because he hates the existence of humans. Hell is a place technically created by humans, as we are the ones who sin.
Also, Satan convinced Eve to eat the fruit, which apparently granted intelligence or something. He's the reason behind human intelligence.
I have proof too. I read this on the internet, heard a guy say it, and watched some videos. I then compiled the information here.
Yay for science!
[spoiler]*comment about lotion*[/spoiler]
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Mike thunder from down under Pence😂
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Say10!!!
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3 RepliesIs this a serious post?
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1 ReplyEdited by moist nana: 6/4/2017 8:44:01 AMSatan is Allah, no shit look it up, it was referenced many times before the Quran was ever written.
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2 RepliesSatan was just a rebellious teenage angel wanted power. Then got arrested by the HPD Sherriff Gabriel, and got a biblical criminal record. Now he is on parole.
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All angels are male there's no female angles[spoiler]Angles don't have wings, cherub dose [/spoiler]
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6 Replies[quote]I have proof too. I read this on the internet, heard a guy say it, and watched some videos. I then compiled the information here. Yay for science![/quote] Yup. Thats about how "science" works.
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1 ReplyEdited by DOTx3: 6/3/2017 6:47:05 PMNaw he's a pretty cool guy and stuff. Solving crimes, babysitting the detective's daughter. Nice guy
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7 Replies[quote]i read this on the internet[/quote]
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Edited by Rhynerd: 6/3/2017 3:38:29 AM[quote]I have proof too. I read this on the internet, heard a guy say it, and watched some videos. I then compiled the information here.[/quote] This line here really reminds me about an old bit of satire somebody made about how arguments were being made, by using the same tactics to make an argument about Britain handling their economic issues by making it so babies could count as food products. I should try and find it sometime.
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7 RepliesWas hoping to see the gif of Satan passing out umbrellas.
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Where does it say that the snake was Satan? And if he was already a fallen angel in the garden of Eden, how come he's still working for god in the book of job?
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2 RepliesWell uh, it more goes: >Best looking angel >"screw you God I'm fabulous" >"lol you and your rebellion are cast out" Satan doesn't live in Hell and punish people. Him and the rest of his angels are on Earth.
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24 RepliesEdited by Lenny: 5/31/2017 8:24:17 PMJust so you know Satan/Lucifer is not the Antichrist, the Antichrist is a demon with equal power to God (the Antichrist is the red guy with horns and a pitchfork) (Satan has a human body with a goat head) This is just to inform everyone
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I hope other people don't take this seriously because it isn't
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You can't be evil if you didn't exist in the first place
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19 RepliesWait satan wasn't told to worship humans. He was banished because he wanted the power of God. He wanted to rule and be worshipped. The fruit Eve ate was from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. It introduced man's ability to sin and do wrong. It didn't give humans intelligence, it taught us corruption. And considering Satan was cast out of heaven before the first human died I would say Hell was in part made for Lucifer and the other fallen.
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28 RepliesHe created music (besides vocals), was the first being to demand equal rights, gave us intelligence and higher cognitive function, gives us what we want and doesn't condemn pleasure, and he's evil. God is anti-love, anti-sex, anti-money, anti-achievement, anti- wanting to better oneself, gives free will but murders those who go against his wishes, condemns 60 odd % of the planet, and is the good one. I know who I'd back. Of course, this is if the Bible is true.
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13 RepliesEdited by Dredgen Kierro: 6/1/2017 2:12:33 AMTo all in disagreement. Explain why the Satanic bible says "all sex must be voluntary" "don't have sex with animals or children". Yet there's several cases God allowed rap e; Lot's daughters getting him drunk and rap ed him. God told soldiers to kill all men in a village, taking all the women as wives. There's also the case that if a woman gets rap ed, her rapist is to pay the woman's father then marry the woman. Love at first rap e.
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I think you'd like Paradise Lost
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7 Replies[quote]He was an angel, after all. We should have been worshipping him.[/quote] Shouldn't we worship his creator instead?
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3 Replies[quote]I read this on the internet[/quote] "Everything on the internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln (1926)
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Seems legit
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Pretty edgy
