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Edited by ABefuddledLion:
4/28/2017 4:17:24 PM
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There's an Immolation Fisting Trespasser in the Tower!
Bearing a resemblance to Obsidian, and with a Mind set to scan the Radar for Knuckleheads
Location:
His ass standing in front of the big door in the tower by the speaker
Edit: We're Trending!
If you're bored check out my YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcNmuu7HkZAhH6j72qod-0w
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1 Replyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I
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1 ReplyA ring of fire then
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1 ReplyI have thought about this post overnight. I have made my decision. 🤔.....[spoiler]👍[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyStop, these are f[b]u[/b]cking terrible. And not in the good way, they're just super cringey.
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8 RepliesHow do these asinine posts trend? Smh this community sucks
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4 RepliesGiggity
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7 Replies*picks up phone
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8 RepliesFisting
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2 RepliesAww man. Last time there was a fisting trespasser, I had a really bad time.
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You should've added a robocop reference Lion.
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1 ReplyAnd......after almost 2 years of asking for it, Immolation Fists still don't work with shaders. GG Bungie.
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2 RepliesReally Xur? Knucklehead again! Give us Khepris Sting or Sealed Ahamkara grasps, you have not sold them for ages now, and I missed them.
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2 RepliesI stopped at "fisting". Went to "Mara Sov rule 34 fisting"
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1 Reply
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3 RepliesCringe.
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1 ReplyYo momma
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1 ReplyHide Ya kids, hide Ya wife, cuz they immolation fisting everybody 'round here
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1 ReplySo lewd of you!
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2 RepliesThe last time I allowed any ole knucklehead to be a tresspasser in my mind. I woke up to an obsidian fist stuck where the light doesn't shine. My backside felt immolated for days. To make it worse, he left without return my strange collection of coins. Now excuse me... I have to go drop a few shards off in my exotic bathroom.
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4 RepliesThat trespasser must be out of his obsidian mind! Must be a knucklehead! His invective left a lingering vestige not knowing that my storm reproach and immolation fist will cement my legacy.
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7 RepliesEdited by Zero the Remnant: 4/29/2017 1:44:55 AMIf abuffledlion were to put on a knucklehead radar, how many knuckleheads would it find if it only searched the dark drinking recesses of it's obsidian mind? None. But it might find 44 wizards.
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1 ReplyI would tell you,but alas I have no time to explain. I know you want the last word,but hear me out. The first curse of being a YouTube is that you have to tell the truth.
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4 RepliesThat sounds painful, I'll be on the lookout for some stray obsidian.
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5 RepliesIs that why Cayde says "Lord Shaxxx hasnt been able to sit right?"
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2 RepliesI want to say this post is wrong; but it feels right. Up vote.
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10 RepliesDude. I can't buy anything from Xur's ass... Where is Xur?!
