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Edited by Nihlus: 2/2/2017 10:14:42 PMBe specific. I know many people named Jesus.
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10 RepliesNot true, Jesus is actually pretty selfish.
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"So you better get this party started"...........Damn, thought this was another one of the music threads!
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Edited by Mongoose: 2/2/2017 8:53:16 PMSorry, I'm not gay.
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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?[spoiler]Only takes one nail to hang the painting.[/spoiler]
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https://youtu.be/6XzfVIxjVww
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1 ReplyI coming in 🌚
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Same too you!
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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? [spoiler]Because she is dead.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWould rather you came out as gay tbh. Much more believable.
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Well, Jesus is dead so I have no idea how he can express a human emotion to me.
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2 RepliesHow? Seems impossible for a dead man to love.
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figures the only person that loves me died over a thousand years ago
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Nothing against him, I'm really just not into dudes.
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149 RepliesSomeone that never existed can't love, so.......sad for you.
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Edited by AllanChester: 2/1/2017 10:47:09 AM[i]Gotta have a friend in Jesus! So you know that when I die, he's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky![/i]
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I masturbate to a statue of his mum
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That's gay
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4 RepliesThank you for that lol. But question how are you so religious yet political at the same time? Jesus didn't condone us getting into the government for we know which it stems from. He want us to respect secular authority yes,but how you are so political with this right side stuff yet claim Jesus is interesting. Incite me
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Edited by Armani: 2/1/2017 2:55:53 PMAmen, and to you as well.
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1 Reply[spoiler]In a Mexican prison.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesNo he doesn't...He's dead... Or... "Keep that zombie away from me"...
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3 RepliesSomeone... loves me?
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Edited by BlackMormon: 2/1/2017 8:27:23 AMI wish he loved my double-dwarf fescue. Bastard butchers it every time.
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6 RepliesYou mean like penguin on Gotham? Yea I didn't need to know that.... but that's a thing.