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11/26/2016 12:05:36 AM
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How long are your bath sessions?
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Edited by pValue2010: 11/28/2016 6:14:19 PMWhere's the option for "I'm a man so N/A"? And if you're including showers, mine are under 5 minutes
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Depends on the weather (hot or cold days result in longer showers) but probably just under 10 minutes on average.
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2 RepliesI take a shower just like the rest of the world
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1 ReplyEdited by MonocleMan: 11/28/2016 2:58:24 PMBy "bathe", I assume you mean cleanse my flesh of impurities. If that is the case, then about 30 minutes to an hour. And I shower.[spoiler]I basically just sit in the shower thinking about random shit.[/spoiler][spoiler]The manliest monocle you'll ever meet[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLong enough to piss off my family
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3 RepliesNo baths for me. 2 minute showers.
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3 RepliesLonger than my dick [spoiler] 2-3 minutes [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI don't bathe, I shower and when I do so it's in the blood of my enemies
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1 ReplyDepends on whether my wife is taking a bath/shower with me...
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Who the hell bathes?
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I don't bathe. I shower like a normal clean person.
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38 days
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5 RepliesDepends if I'm masturbating or not. Most baths I take are about 30-40 mins, but self pleasure in the bathtub usually keeps me in there for an hour or two.
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Long enough to have a good fap
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5 minutes, give or take a few.
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4 years
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I don't take baths. #ShowerMasterRace
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Depends. ~30 minutes if a normal bath. ~2 hours with your mom.
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1 ReplyShower:10 minutes Bath: 5 hours
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Bath? What are you like 5.
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Varies wildly Sometimes I don't feel like showering or I'm in a rush and take a couple minutes Other times I can't bring myself to leave the shower until at least 40 minutes later
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Shower? 10 minutes Bath? At least 30 minutes.
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But what if I don't take baths? [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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What if you never bath...
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5 RepliesDepends on what I'm doing. If its just a quick wash, 5-10 minutes. Otherwise probably around the hour mark. For I've got very long hair, and it takes quite some time to wash it properly. Though if it's just for relaxation and to de-stress, then probably around the hour or two.
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2 RepliesPeople actually take baths? You think chilling in the stuff that you intended wash off in the first place is clean? Dirty ass mofos
